Just made this bastard his coffee with like a solid inch of creamer and this fucker- this MAN- you know what he says? "You didn't put enough creamer in this"

Shout out to my boyfriend who only likes dark roast coffee but doesn't like to taste it so he adds a fuck ton of creamer to it. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

I have I miss my boyfriend disease and I'm afraid it might be terminal

Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.

I go to Ye Olde Weed Shoppe like "Please Mx. Budtender may I have one weed" and they give me the stankiest shit this side of the Mississippi

Of course I'm right back every time