Mortimer Brewster
@aware-citizen.bsky.social
if you want to go fast - go alone
if you want to go far - go together
don’t piss on our legs and tell us it’s raining
life is fragile and absurd
if you want to go far - go together
don’t piss on our legs and tell us it’s raining
life is fragile and absurd
how did that work out for PEDO TRUMPY last time -
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
how did that work out for PEDO TRUMPY last time -
seems appropriate today
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
seems appropriate today
trumpy looks like a fat ed grimley
amirite
amirite
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
trumpy looks like a fat ed grimley
amirite
amirite
hey Congress - care more for the victims than the perpetrators
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hey Congress - care more for the victims than the perpetrators
let me see if i have what mace said correctly - opening the government is more important than protecting child rape victims - do i properly have her thoughts?
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
let me see if i have what mace said correctly - opening the government is more important than protecting child rape victims - do i properly have her thoughts?
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
have no idea what i will do with this bouquet of riches
i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
have no idea what i will do with this bouquet of riches
i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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Right time to post this -
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Right time to post this -
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
donnie, if i made TWO BILLION in 6 months i too would dismiss any conversation regarding AFFORDABILITY
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
donnie, if i made TWO BILLION in 6 months i too would dismiss any conversation regarding AFFORDABILITY
explain to me like i am a 5 year old how this is not a mafia shakedown
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www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
explain to me like i am a 5 year old how this is not a mafia shakedown
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
apparently stupid doesn’t have a floor - discovery should be a smorgasbord for Bowser - why would Humpty Trumpy want to have renewed scrutiny on his fly palace - calling the genie
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
apparently stupid doesn’t have a floor - discovery should be a smorgasbord for Bowser - why would Humpty Trumpy want to have renewed scrutiny on his fly palace - calling the genie
so mikey feels opining on food prices and economics IS IN HIS WHEELHOUSE - what a buffoon
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
so mikey feels opining on food prices and economics IS IN HIS WHEELHOUSE - what a buffoon
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
perhaps trump's crack DOJ lawyers should have said he tossed a hoagie instead
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
perhaps trump's crack DOJ lawyers should have said he tossed a hoagie instead
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
perhaps trump's crack DOJ lawyers should have said he tossed a hoagie instead
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
perhaps trump's crack DOJ lawyers should have said he tossed a hoagie instead
the man is delusional and we’re paying the price
ah, but the strawberries
ah, but the strawberries
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the man is delusional and we’re paying the price
ah, but the strawberries
ah, but the strawberries
color me surprised -- Xi has Trump's number and played him like a harp from hell
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
color me surprised -- Xi has Trump's number and played him like a harp from hell
paul we know you are a joke so guessing this is two - did you get Jackie Chiles as your lawyer?
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
paul we know you are a joke so guessing this is two - did you get Jackie Chiles as your lawyer?
let’s speak the truth - stop calling them ICE agents - they are the 2025 rebirth of the GESTAPO
history can repeat - remember this
history can repeat - remember this
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
let’s speak the truth - stop calling them ICE agents - they are the 2025 rebirth of the GESTAPO
history can repeat - remember this
history can repeat - remember this
trump's small brain and iq can't multitask - so he is tossing all the important tasks overboard and focusing on a ballroom - actually seems right - trump was unfit to lead previously and now he's worse
"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's—that's where I had them."
"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's—that's where I had them."
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
trump's small brain and iq can't multitask - so he is tossing all the important tasks overboard and focusing on a ballroom - actually seems right - trump was unfit to lead previously and now he's worse
"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's—that's where I had them."
"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's—that's where I had them."
now this is the height of chutzpah
he's a convicted felon
he's a convicted felon
October 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
now this is the height of chutzpah
he's a convicted felon
he's a convicted felon
who else had this on their BINGO card?
White House says NO Putin-Trump summit anytime soon
The decision came after Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov said Trump’s call for a ceasefire contradicted the understandings he reached with Putin
NO MEETING FOR YOU
White House says NO Putin-Trump summit anytime soon
The decision came after Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov said Trump’s call for a ceasefire contradicted the understandings he reached with Putin
NO MEETING FOR YOU
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
who else had this on their BINGO card?
White House says NO Putin-Trump summit anytime soon
The decision came after Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov said Trump’s call for a ceasefire contradicted the understandings he reached with Putin
NO MEETING FOR YOU
White House says NO Putin-Trump summit anytime soon
The decision came after Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov said Trump’s call for a ceasefire contradicted the understandings he reached with Putin
NO MEETING FOR YOU
now who is surprised by this?
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
now who is surprised by this?
apparently, he found the line he could not cross - the request he could not follow through on - Star Wars had it right - once you start down the dark side it is almost impossible to come back
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
apparently, he found the line he could not cross - the request he could not follow through on - Star Wars had it right - once you start down the dark side it is almost impossible to come back
