The Archers, Badly
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The Archers, Badly
@awalkuplakeyhill.bsky.social
On the cider, under a tree, on Lakey Hill.
May or may not be awake enough to post regularly.
🎶You're gonna lose that girl
Yes, yes you're gonna lose that girl
You're gonna looooooose that girl
You're gonna looooooooooose that girl

#TheArchers
June 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Lilly, are you okay?
So, Lilly, are you okay? Are you okay, Lilly?
Lilly, are you okay?
So, Lilly, are you okay? Are you okay, Lilly?
Lilly, are you okay?
So, Lilly, are you okay?
ARE YOU OKAY LILLIAN?
#TheArchers
May 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Caught in a puddle is a lonely boat man
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Holding a candle for a closet lesbian
Layee odl, layee odl-oo

#TheArchers
May 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Henry is annoying
Tom is annoying
Rochelle is annoying
Joy is annoying
The whole darn story arc is annoying
Mick is not annoying
#TheArchers
January 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Justin's not in character
Brian's not happy
Ruth's not convinced
Miranda's not Jennifer

#TheArchers
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Susan worries
Neil broods
Rochelle talks
Rex glows

#TheArchers
January 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Kirsty and Helen do lunch
Joy does a jigsaw puzzle
Mick does dinner
Tom can do one

#TheArchers
January 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sorry for silence.

If only all of life's problems could be dealt with in 12.5 minutes. #TheArchers
January 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Kirsty says:

"Let my beaver go!"

#TheArchers
January 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Brad needs a plan
Eddie needs to stop being a crook
Tom has a plan
Helen needs her head examining
#TheArchers
December 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Len doesn't wanna give it up
Emma doesn't wanna let him down
#TheArchers
December 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Natasha is scheming
And Helen is steaming
Brenda wants it gleaming and..
...when is she leaving?
#TheArchers
December 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Len has a mind to devastate
Kirsty, Brenda and Natasha boil and bake

(Sorry guys very tired today, wanted to be a bit Shakespearean but my mind's not very focussed)
December 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Ed needs to score high
Emma needs to shop
Kirsty needs to talk
Tom needs to give in
Everyone needs to sort it out
#TheArchers
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Kirsty has a drink
Joy has an idea
Natasha has an offer
Helen has sausage and kale stew
#TheArchers
December 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Pat can't come out
Tony went out
Everyone came out
It's all coming out
Natasha is wearing everybody out
#TheArchers
December 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Len can't button it
David wishes he would button it
Jill doesn't button it
Lynda feels she can't button it
Kirsty feels it
And Robert, of course, knew it
#TheArchers
December 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Everyone blames themselves
And no-one can forgive
It seems that the problem with life is
With drama, you have to live
#TheArchers
December 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Natasha is scheming
Because she is dreaming
Of a kitchen that is gleaming
Lynda looks for things that are redeeming
But Robert is steaming
Because he is still dealing
#TheArchers
December 9, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Joy is eyeing up
Kirsty is being looked up
Mick plays up
Alan calls out
Lynda gets caught out
We're all creeped out
#TheArchers
December 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Joy understands
Emma understands
Fallon understands
Ed understands
But it's complicated
#TheArchers
December 6, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Emma doesn't know
Fallon doesn't know
Lynda doesn't know
Joy doesn't know
Robert doesn't know
Mick knows
#TheArchers
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Zainab does a deal
Lynda wants a deal
Ben has a mug
Lynda's smug
Kenton's a mug
#TheArchers
December 4, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Ruth makes a fence
Leonard takes offence
David takes a liberty
Ed looks at a tree
#TheArchers
December 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
See David make tea
See Kenton get stressed
See Lynda go over everyone's heads
But everyone admires Leonard's helmet
#TheArchers
December 2, 2024 at 7:16 PM