AwakeLazarus
@awakelazarus.bsky.social
A left-handed, mismatched eyed, dyslexic, F2M, Gay Male, American/Canadian Mutant... who's midlife crisis ended up being puppets instead of a Lambo.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦⚜️🦄
X-Men fan fiction writer
https://m.fanfiction.net/u/291982/Cougarcreed
X-Men fan fiction writer
https://m.fanfiction.net/u/291982/Cougarcreed
Ipswich and Igraine though the best seats in tge condo were high up, only to discover my new record player. thankfully I had the foresight to get one that protects the LP. #cats vs. #recordplayer
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ipswich and Igraine though the best seats in tge condo were high up, only to discover my new record player. thankfully I had the foresight to get one that protects the LP. #cats vs. #recordplayer
April 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm being watched, Ipswich and his twin sister Igraine are a year old since April 5th. I was drinking tea, hope they were #entertained. #cats #kittens #blackcat
April 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm being watched, Ipswich and his twin sister Igraine are a year old since April 5th. I was drinking tea, hope they were #entertained. #cats #kittens #blackcat
April 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Exactly, then he'll say we're attacking him.
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Exactly, then he'll say we're attacking him.
Wait... you still own the house? I get to live in their condo, sleep in their bed, and keep my clothes in the bathroom... they own everything.
February 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wait... you still own the house? I get to live in their condo, sleep in their bed, and keep my clothes in the bathroom... they own everything.
I think the #Canadian people have enough national pride that we don't need #tariffs as an insensitive to buy Canadian. Can't we make it so that its only #Trump who is penalizing his people financially. Good luck #America, he's power hungry and stupid. But aiming for the red ones is a good idea too.
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚜️ Montreal Quebec here, don't worry we know exactly who is to blame here, and according to the wording of her #gender at conception order, it's your first female America president Dona Trump, who is getting too big for her panties.
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚜️ Montreal Quebec here, don't worry we know exactly who is to blame here, and according to the wording of her #gender at conception order, it's your first female America president Dona Trump, who is getting too big for her panties.
Scrambled to buy #cat litter, 3 boxes =30$ (ouch) since there's not really any from Canada that's affordable, I'll have to switch the pawed ones to sand or wood pellets at some point if #Trump isn't #impeached soon. @meidastouch.com
February 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Scrambled to buy #cat litter, 3 boxes =30$ (ouch) since there's not really any from Canada that's affordable, I'll have to switch the pawed ones to sand or wood pellets at some point if #Trump isn't #impeached soon. @meidastouch.com
I realized how committed I am to not working the last 15 minutes of my abusive coworker's shift (unpaied), so he can't take off early to go catch his bus... when I ordered a camp chair so I can sit outside, in #Quebec #Canada, and freeze my A$$ off till 23h50. #maliciouscompliance
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I realized how committed I am to not working the last 15 minutes of my abusive coworker's shift (unpaied), so he can't take off early to go catch his bus... when I ordered a camp chair so I can sit outside, in #Quebec #Canada, and freeze my A$$ off till 23h50. #maliciouscompliance
7 beans 1 paw. I.R.I.S (I require intense supervision) with thumbs in the front.
January 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
7 beans 1 paw. I.R.I.S (I require intense supervision) with thumbs in the front.
My big #yellow #watch band broke & the staples are scratchy... don't judge me. So I found a clear & gold one (similar to this one) because I couldn't choose what color I liked most. Extra cool the whole thing lights up when you press a button! ✨️ Both hands & digital so my dyslexic ass can tell time.
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My big #yellow #watch band broke & the staples are scratchy... don't judge me. So I found a clear & gold one (similar to this one) because I couldn't choose what color I liked most. Extra cool the whole thing lights up when you press a button! ✨️ Both hands & digital so my dyslexic ass can tell time.
My dog was blind, my cats looked after hin, on his last day the cats were by his side.
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My dog was blind, my cats looked after hin, on his last day the cats were by his side.
All #US citizens are now recognized as being #female, way to go madam #president. #DonaldTrump the first woman president of the #Unitedstates. From Conception to 6 weeks, everyone is #female.
January 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
All #US citizens are now recognized as being #female, way to go madam #president. #DonaldTrump the first woman president of the #Unitedstates. From Conception to 6 weeks, everyone is #female.