The electric range is just counter space here. It's perfectly safe as long as you move the double-bagged loaf of bread off the burner before turning it on. Probably for the best there's no mail today.

Good news, the alcohol was non-toxic

There was a beetlejuice show in universal studios, with a joke where he asks if you want to have fun, and he tricks you into fondling the person sitting next to you... that's when the families all got up and left. I have never heard any reporter confirm whether the musical reused it, I need to know.

Imagine the range of emotions in finding out your 12-year-old charged your credit card $1.99 on Foot Clinic Smelly Feet DLC

I have to assume that by BBC standards, covering up child sex abuse is convention.

BUT WAIT... did you realize that he verbosely attempted damage control after the fact? Before the fact? Whichever.

Thank you for reminding us that Ben Dreyfuss knows how to unforcedly and manically make himself look like an ass, I guess?