Allen Wittenauer
Allen Wittenauer
@aw.effectivemachines.com
Globehead. Believe platypuses are real. Professional babysitter. Occasional hot take. Sometimes hockey talk. Influencer to the influencers.

Ex-Sun, Ex-Yahoo!, Ex-LinkedIn, and Ex-a bunch of companies you've probably never heard of...
I hope it is “Upside Down”.
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hooray! That hit he took was brutal.
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
IYKYK

10? 15? years later that website still lives rent free in my head.
August 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You can tell it was almost instinct. And Boyle clearly felt bad about it afterwards 😀
August 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
who cares if it breaks the internet lol
July 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM