Avril Jones 📷
@avriljonesphoto.bsky.social
Displaced Scot. Half Irish. Surrey dweller. Photographer of gardens, flowers, still life, macro and the coast when I can get there. Mum, granny, dog lover, bookworm, lapsed writer, creative dabbler. #RejoinEU 🇪🇺
My daughters are great at cooking Yorkshire puds. I may have got them started with cooking but they’ve both forged their own paths. I’ve eaten haggis but only cooked a ready made one.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My daughters are great at cooking Yorkshire puds. I may have got them started with cooking but they’ve both forged their own paths. I’ve eaten haggis but only cooked a ready made one.
Well quite! Who of a darker complexion would be crazy enough to think of going there?
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well quite! Who of a darker complexion would be crazy enough to think of going there?
Unbelievable. That’s his reward for sweeping aside due process and bombing innocent fishermen out of the water, is it?
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Unbelievable. That’s his reward for sweeping aside due process and bombing innocent fishermen out of the water, is it?
RBR/CashCows hiring a brown driver? Whatever next! They really will have to keep Jos The Racist away from him.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
RBR/CashCows hiring a brown driver? Whatever next! They really will have to keep Jos The Racist away from him.
Sorry, only for the uniform absence of my Yorkshire Puddings. I’ve never cooked one. 🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sorry, only for the uniform absence of my Yorkshire Puddings. I’ve never cooked one. 🤣🤣
A grotto atop Ben Nevis would be pretty windy and inhospitable in winter. I was born 86 miles south, where the Firth of Clyde meets Gare Loch. And I’ve never attempted to cook a Yorkshire Pudding in my life. 🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A grotto atop Ben Nevis would be pretty windy and inhospitable in winter. I was born 86 miles south, where the Firth of Clyde meets Gare Loch. And I’ve never attempted to cook a Yorkshire Pudding in my life. 🤣🤣
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The only principled stance is to punish Russia into retreat: militarily, economically, diplomatically. Let the future imperialists see what becomes of invaders.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only principled stance is to punish Russia into retreat: militarily, economically, diplomatically. Let the future imperialists see what becomes of invaders.
A rusty nail, in the garden when I was a kid. Couldn’t walk for days.
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
A rusty nail, in the garden when I was a kid. Couldn’t walk for days.
I hope it’s true.
a squirrel is wearing a hat and playing a bagpipe while another squirrel watches
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December 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I hope it’s true.
She’s curled up in her armchair by the window.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
She’s curled up in her armchair by the window.
That was ‘our song’ when I was 15 and too young to leave home. The boyfriend said he wished we were old enough and he had enough money to get me away from my parents. Reader, I married him. (Then divorced him 13 years later.)
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That was ‘our song’ when I was 15 and too young to leave home. The boyfriend said he wished we were old enough and he had enough money to get me away from my parents. Reader, I married him. (Then divorced him 13 years later.)
Seneca and Pingu.
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Seneca and Pingu.
No chance. I had a friend at school who was a vurtuoso violinist and pianist but I’ve never tried playing violin. I did learn cello for a while. Should’ve kept going.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
No chance. I had a friend at school who was a vurtuoso violinist and pianist but I’ve never tried playing violin. I did learn cello for a while. Should’ve kept going.
As little as possible.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
As little as possible.
Probably every time I describe something as interminable.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Probably every time I describe something as interminable.
Fed the dog and taken my pills.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Fed the dog and taken my pills.
So long ago, I can’t remember. Bruises aplenty but no scabs.
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So long ago, I can’t remember. Bruises aplenty but no scabs.
Ideal. Which replaced a Worcester Bosch that had rusted through the inside and would have been condemned had it been in a living area of the house. Very common problem, apparently.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Ideal. Which replaced a Worcester Bosch that had rusted through the inside and would have been condemned had it been in a living area of the house. Very common problem, apparently.
Three. One in the kitchen, one in the utility room and a 5’ long darkroom sink that has yet to be installed.
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Three. One in the kitchen, one in the utility room and a 5’ long darkroom sink that has yet to be installed.
Just look at all the revolting, leering men. 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Just look at all the revolting, leering men. 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM