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Avram Holmes
@avramholmes.bsky.social
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Lab website: https://holmeslab.rutgers.edu/
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I have failed to monetize my science.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Donated as well!
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Really? Nothing makes me panic faster than that sound.... you know the one...
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November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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@lucinauddin.bsky.social is the best!
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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You know what, @aidangcw.bsky.social , if you want academics to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
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October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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To be fair, that is an accurate description of how I start most of my arguments with my wife.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Alternate version.
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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If they try and make me fill out an entire contact card with my name, rank, and serial number I will hit eject and 100% not accept that review request.

“Review this paper because of your expertise. Also, what’s your area of expertise again?”
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM