agatha crispie
avramescu.bsky.social
agatha crispie
@avramescu.bsky.social
named "an exhausting nightmare" by TIME magazine
419: the scam formerly known as Prince
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
chat are chords real?
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I cannot Lead for I have no Thoughts.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
In Brazil they are called Pokémão
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it's me, Margaret, I'm the problem, it's Margaret
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I'm hearing they couldn't send in Kershaw because he was busy conducting the rest of the band to play recorders while he also played piano and accordion
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
(livestreaming as I get jack's tattoo from lost) chat are we cooked??
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
(swirling the wine in the glass, thoughtfully describing the tasting notes) tannic, depressive...
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They call me postseidon on account of how much I'm posting and also I control the oceans
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
(monk breaking a decades-long vow of silence) well, it's true actually, I haven't seen a mexican yoshi before.
October 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When I'm in charge, any song with a mediocre bridge will be allowed to replace it with the one from "Lola"
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's only a jacuzzi if it's from the jacuzzi brand, otherwise it's just sparkling hot tub
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Did anyone else know that in the UK, Zootopia was marketed as Rababooie?
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I Did Not Need To Be Told the parks and rec theme song is based on vampire weekend
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
a site for psoriasis
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
No man is an island (in this book, women are islands)
September 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the guinea pig of world records
September 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Megan, thine stallion
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING: Stardust tariffs imposed on all trades in Pokémon GO.
August 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the hague u give
August 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Arkansas, or "arch kansas", is considered to be of a higher rank than regular kansas and typically entrusted with more significant responsibilities, like walmart.
August 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'll be your number one with a mullet
August 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
status quatch
August 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Listening to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social pod and Chelsey Weber-Smith is talking about "corn propaganda."

Me, internally screaming: CROPAGANDA
August 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Does anyone else have the version of the Bible where it flashes forward to each of the apostles' deaths, Six Feet Under style, until it reaches the present day?
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM