Avolyn
@avolyn.bsky.social
ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɢᴏ ɢᴏ. ʜᴜɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ. ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. 🌸
It is criminal that I had not seen Party Girl (1995) until today.
"I thought you got a job."
"Oh God, don't remind me, it's so cell block H meets 4-H club."
"I thought you got a job."
"Oh God, don't remind me, it's so cell block H meets 4-H club."
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It is criminal that I had not seen Party Girl (1995) until today.
"I thought you got a job."
"Oh God, don't remind me, it's so cell block H meets 4-H club."
"I thought you got a job."
"Oh God, don't remind me, it's so cell block H meets 4-H club."
Why go to a haunted house when I'm already being haunted by John McEntee every time I open Facebook by various renditions of Date Right Stuff that seem to multiply at rates Elon could only dream of.
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why go to a haunted house when I'm already being haunted by John McEntee every time I open Facebook by various renditions of Date Right Stuff that seem to multiply at rates Elon could only dream of.
Tron: Ares (2025) no context spoilers
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tron: Ares (2025) no context spoilers
Tron: Legacy (2010) no context spoilers
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tron: Legacy (2010) no context spoilers
Tron (1982) no context spoilers
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tron (1982) no context spoilers
TRON: If you are a user, then everything you’ve done has been according to a plan.
Kevin Flynn: Ha! You wish! You guys know what it’s like...
Kevin Flynn: Ha! You wish! You guys know what it’s like...
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
TRON: If you are a user, then everything you’ve done has been according to a plan.
Kevin Flynn: Ha! You wish! You guys know what it’s like...
Kevin Flynn: Ha! You wish! You guys know what it’s like...
I googled pictures of June bugs to make sure it wouldn't be perceived as a derogatory pet name to call someone.
And omg, what a sweetie! 🥹
I had no idea! 🪲 🌸
And omg, what a sweetie! 🥹
I had no idea! 🪲 🌸
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I googled pictures of June bugs to make sure it wouldn't be perceived as a derogatory pet name to call someone.
And omg, what a sweetie! 🥹
I had no idea! 🪲 🌸
And omg, what a sweetie! 🥹
I had no idea! 🪲 🌸
An Astronomer employee realizing they'll never be "circling back" on that topic from earlier in the week after all.
July 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
An Astronomer employee realizing they'll never be "circling back" on that topic from earlier in the week after all.
My mom when I got back from the Red Hat Summit - "Now, is this the same thing as that Women's Red Hat Society, the ladies who wear red and purple?"
#MomsofWomeninTech
🤣😭❤️
#MomsofWomeninTech
🤣😭❤️
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My mom when I got back from the Red Hat Summit - "Now, is this the same thing as that Women's Red Hat Society, the ladies who wear red and purple?"
#MomsofWomeninTech
🤣😭❤️
#MomsofWomeninTech
🤣😭❤️
When some young Drake kids (class of 2024) spot your drake jacket and you get to tell them you're old and you were there for the D+ campaign. Back in my day.... #neverforget #storytimekids #gatherroundthefire
April 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
When some young Drake kids (class of 2024) spot your drake jacket and you get to tell them you're old and you were there for the D+ campaign. Back in my day.... #neverforget #storytimekids #gatherroundthefire
The SNL Trump neck is progressing further and further into Fat Bastard territory 😅
March 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The SNL Trump neck is progressing further and further into Fat Bastard territory 😅
Refusing to align with
dictators is not partisan.
If you think it is, then
your party allegiance has
blinded you.
🙏🏻🇺🇸
dictators is not partisan.
If you think it is, then
your party allegiance has
blinded you.
🙏🏻🇺🇸
March 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Refusing to align with
dictators is not partisan.
If you think it is, then
your party allegiance has
blinded you.
🙏🏻🇺🇸
dictators is not partisan.
If you think it is, then
your party allegiance has
blinded you.
🙏🏻🇺🇸
Zoë Buckman at SFMOMA Oct 2024:
Veiled Melancholy
Veiled Melancholy
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Zoë Buckman at SFMOMA Oct 2024:
Veiled Melancholy
Veiled Melancholy
My mom went to the @jasonshowtv.bsky.social this week. Living her best Minnesotan mom life.
Honestly, they should hire my mom as a recurring Guillermo-esque character (from Jimmy Kimmel) but a Norwegian Minnesotan Mom to offer the occasional, "Oh sure, you betcha," "Oh for cute," and "Uff da" 's
Honestly, they should hire my mom as a recurring Guillermo-esque character (from Jimmy Kimmel) but a Norwegian Minnesotan Mom to offer the occasional, "Oh sure, you betcha," "Oh for cute," and "Uff da" 's
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My mom went to the @jasonshowtv.bsky.social this week. Living her best Minnesotan mom life.
Honestly, they should hire my mom as a recurring Guillermo-esque character (from Jimmy Kimmel) but a Norwegian Minnesotan Mom to offer the occasional, "Oh sure, you betcha," "Oh for cute," and "Uff da" 's
Honestly, they should hire my mom as a recurring Guillermo-esque character (from Jimmy Kimmel) but a Norwegian Minnesotan Mom to offer the occasional, "Oh sure, you betcha," "Oh for cute," and "Uff da" 's
Asked chatgpt to make me into a Labubu Monster doll based on my Instagram feed. The iterative progression 🤣💀
January 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Asked chatgpt to make me into a Labubu Monster doll based on my Instagram feed. The iterative progression 🤣💀
As a current Iowan whose family farm (of over 100 years) resides in Freeborn County, MN - please no!
This is my mom's retirement plan escape hatch to get away from Iowa politics. 😭
This is my mom's retirement plan escape hatch to get away from Iowa politics. 😭
January 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As a current Iowan whose family farm (of over 100 years) resides in Freeborn County, MN - please no!
This is my mom's retirement plan escape hatch to get away from Iowa politics. 😭
This is my mom's retirement plan escape hatch to get away from Iowa politics. 😭
My Letterboxd Wrapped 😅
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My Letterboxd Wrapped 😅
Tough loss but never a bad day in Lambeau 💛💚
January 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tough loss but never a bad day in Lambeau 💛💚
Climate change but make it Christian-adjacent rural outlaw-country upbeat.
January 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Climate change but make it Christian-adjacent rural outlaw-country upbeat.
Christmas Eve Kringla ✨️ 🇳🇴
December 24, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Christmas Eve Kringla ✨️ 🇳🇴