･ﾟ. * scythe *✧･ﾟ
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i’m like a really good boyfriend just so you guys know
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i’m like a really good boyfriend just so you guys know
okay out of the 19 people i’m getting gifts for, 3 are purchased, and only 4 i still have to figure out what i’m getting them
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
okay out of the 19 people i’m getting gifts for, 3 are purchased, and only 4 i still have to figure out what i’m getting them
why do people assume all the reindeer are men. they’re all women because male reindeer shed their antlers before christmas. have u considered their names could be last names instead of first???
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
why do people assume all the reindeer are men. they’re all women because male reindeer shed their antlers before christmas. have u considered their names could be last names instead of first???
i would be santa if i had superpowers. like if i was the scarlett witch or something i would magic at least one present to every child every christmas, labeled “from santa”
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i would be santa if i had superpowers. like if i was the scarlett witch or something i would magic at least one present to every child every christmas, labeled “from santa”
objectively i understand why some don’t celebrate even secular christmas. but like… it’s an excuse to dote on your children. it’s not a christian holiday, it’s just like.. a celebration of joy and peace despite everything going on. i just think “santa” should genuinely bring every child a present +
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
objectively i understand why some don’t celebrate even secular christmas. but like… it’s an excuse to dote on your children. it’s not a christian holiday, it’s just like.. a celebration of joy and peace despite everything going on. i just think “santa” should genuinely bring every child a present +
i need a pirates of the Caribbean tv show about young elizabeth learning about pirates and daydreaming about being one, maybe stowing away on a ship once or twice, idk man
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i need a pirates of the Caribbean tv show about young elizabeth learning about pirates and daydreaming about being one, maybe stowing away on a ship once or twice, idk man
me tipping over 60%🕺
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
me tipping over 60%🕺
awhile ago on twitter i saw people making a stink about how simon cowell supposedly isn’t leaving his son his full fortune. everyone was like “that’s not fair1!1!!1!1” erm..? don’t we want to stop generational wealth? i don’t understand how or why some people are so far up the 1%’s ass
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
awhile ago on twitter i saw people making a stink about how simon cowell supposedly isn’t leaving his son his full fortune. everyone was like “that’s not fair1!1!!1!1” erm..? don’t we want to stop generational wealth? i don’t understand how or why some people are so far up the 1%’s ass
twitter isn’t working for me, anyone else?
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
twitter isn’t working for me, anyone else?
i wish we had weed bars in my state
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i wish we had weed bars in my state
i just accidentally slept for 15 hours
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i just accidentally slept for 15 hours
i love everyone i have in my life and i’m really grateful for each person, my social battery is just taking a beating
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i love everyone i have in my life and i’m really grateful for each person, my social battery is just taking a beating
“i wish i had more friends/better social life” i’m regretting it now
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“i wish i had more friends/better social life” i’m regretting it now
me texting 5 people about separate weekend plans 🥀 (two of them are related to me but i’m already exhausted)
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
me texting 5 people about separate weekend plans 🥀 (two of them are related to me but i’m already exhausted)
my unus annus birthday video was them seeing who could slide further in their socks and that made me really happy because that was my favorite thing to do as a child
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
my unus annus birthday video was them seeing who could slide further in their socks and that made me really happy because that was my favorite thing to do as a child
idont care if you met sabrina carpenter it should have been ME!
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
idont care if you met sabrina carpenter it should have been ME!
rly hate that a lot of “hear me out”s i see from women are literally just animals on two legs. sometimes on four and i’m just like 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
rly hate that a lot of “hear me out”s i see from women are literally just animals on two legs. sometimes on four and i’m just like 🤨
i’m bored and i’m sad
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i’m bored and i’m sad
so crazy that being a perfect entity includes experiencing jealousy. you’d think if you were perfect, you wouldn’t experience jealousy….
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
so crazy that being a perfect entity includes experiencing jealousy. you’d think if you were perfect, you wouldn’t experience jealousy….
i want to be in the phommunity more but idk how
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i want to be in the phommunity more but idk how
sometimes i just b driving with my thumb
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
sometimes i just b driving with my thumb
i don’t understand why people get so excited about having kids
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i don’t understand why people get so excited about having kids
UNUS ANNUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
UNUS ANNUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i did start writing a short story
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i did start writing a short story