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avoclown.bsky.social
Mattx 🍉
@avoclown.bsky.social
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he/him. roger smith stan account.
floptropican nationalist. just posting random shit.
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discord addams walk k!lls me every time #dragrace
reaction pic of a person squirting water from her mouth
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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juicy love dion not being in the top in the girl groups challenge… choices #dragrace
lady gaga distorted photo with sunglasses
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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just bought a new toilet seat because i smashed the one i had with my fat ass
lois griffin from family guy running away with weird legs
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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it is time for double crowning my messy girls
eboni la’belle from canada’s drag race 6 #teameboni sami landri from canada’s drag race 6 #teamsami
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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when i was 8 my mom walked in on me watching hardcore lesbian porn on my laptop in the living room and asked "do you want that to happen to you?" and i started screaming no and crying then ran away and hid in my closet to watch the rest
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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my phone battery drained 15% and is now burning hot because I scrolled through tumblr to try and find this - I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me.
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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just rewatched mean girls+clueless i felt reborn and cured of d3pr3ssi0n
lady gaga sleeping
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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rupaul’s drag race is back now i have a reason to not k!ll myself till april
sami landri being sami landri
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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happy new year Maybe january will bring good fortune...
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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How it feels to enjoy a mainstream pop song
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago, tell me why your mom lost custody of u. i'm curious.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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waiting for a platform in my country to broadcast heated rivalry so i can understand why everyone on my feed is having a psychotic meltdown watching it
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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"I have no friends and I never leave my house" - Megan Fox
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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about to rewatch shrek 2
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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LESBIAN ALLIANCE CLUB WELCOMES ITS NEWEST MEMBER MEG GRIFFIN
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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i get it francine i get it
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Dear Santa, Why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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this account isn't for your entertainment it's for me to have my psychotic episode on
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM