the masses are sleeping on Goober
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
the masses are sleeping on Goober
i bet being a sandwich in a panini press feels incredible
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i bet being a sandwich in a panini press feels incredible
im sorry youre going through all that :( have you tried eating cheese about it?
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
im sorry youre going through all that :( have you tried eating cheese about it?
guy who uses anki to memorize his friends' pronouns
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
guy who uses anki to memorize his friends' pronouns
gremlin sun wizard rising goblin moon
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
gremlin sun wizard rising goblin moon
it's embarrassing to admit how many times a green tea lemonade has improved my mood
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
it's embarrassing to admit how many times a green tea lemonade has improved my mood
i bet getting mummified and placed in a sarcophagus feels so good
September 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i bet getting mummified and placed in a sarcophagus feels so good
i just feel like the reason he doesn't think he's going to heaven cannot be for the reasons everyone else is thinking he won't
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i just feel like the reason he doesn't think he's going to heaven cannot be for the reasons everyone else is thinking he won't
having a cat is a lot like not having a cat
July 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
having a cat is a lot like not having a cat
i just feel like guns have epic chungus vibes? is this something i can say out loud to someone
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i just feel like guns have epic chungus vibes? is this something i can say out loud to someone
the bacteria in my intestines just unionized 🤦 they're demanding i drink more water
January 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the bacteria in my intestines just unionized 🤦 they're demanding i drink more water
damn umm ...wish my uh frickin NOSE had some congestion pricing 🤣 lol
January 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
damn umm ...wish my uh frickin NOSE had some congestion pricing 🤣 lol
living in las vegas has me saying shit out loud like "least youtuber coded injury lawyer"
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 AM
living in las vegas has me saying shit out loud like "least youtuber coded injury lawyer"
every traffic death is a policy failure
November 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
every traffic death is a policy failure