Be sure to also follow my tumblr for more of these cause they're not all going to be postable on bsky

Everyone thinks they can handle the wombo combo
No one's done it yet.

Quote or repost your preferences!

(mmm tasty engagement, put it right in my mouth.)

or maybe a flashbang shocking change? The slob who drops off the face of the earth for a year and then suddenly reappears with a body built by the gods, and the empty eyes and attitude to match it. Basically a whole new person compared to the last concrete memory you had of them.

Props for taking a stand and responsibility. Too many goonerbrained losers are more than happy to keep shoveling money and attention to absolute degenerates just because they have abs and make them hard.

People need principles with their gooning.

Also I want people to feel my fucking biceps and grope my bull tits. Is this so much to ask? And apparently the only way I can accomplish this is by normalizing entirely platonic, admiring physical touch(with consent(WITH CONSENT)).

You are not only worse than me and everyone else, but I would hold the maggots that feast upon horse shit in higher regard than you. I hold the parasites that burrow into flesh higher than you. At least they make of their own will and creativity and for their own active survival.

If your first instinct upon finding a new creator is to feed their work and their words into the evil bias psychosis machine rather than do ANY amount of digging into their own work that you admittedly enjoy to discover stances they are NOT QUIET about, then you are a literally an inherent inferior