Nikola Jokic plays basketball the way I think a bear who you gave all of the Monstar's powers to would play

has an nba player ever become Mormon after playing for the jazz

Valorant e-couple duo named "Her Ex-Husband" and "His Ex-Wife"

Girlfriend told me I cheated on her in her dream so I'm getting mad at her for dreaming of a version of me that's cooler and fucks more and making me feel inadequate.

sir my adult son can’t buy a nintendo switch 2 and he won’t stop getting into radical insurrectionist organizations

medieval alchemists would pop the fuck off if they saw my flu diet of Pepto Bismol and yellow gatorade like these are potions