I waited so long for an invite to this app and then just fuckin stopped caring immediately after I got here

Welp my job got back to me and said they can't start me until next week :( I'm so broke and need work immediately! Let me know if you have Graphic Design needs! Sticker ideas, poster ideas! I gotcha!

It is 50000 degrees in my house and my makeup is melting off and I move to Seattle in 6 weeks and I can survive this too

bluesky servers coughing up blood and dying

Can I make Bass pro Shop woke here too and get my little handful of followers back?

Oh no

Oh no

Who up pumping their cO2?

Twitter is about to become the least cool platform. Once the trans girls leave, it's over. There will be no one to make the most insufferable in-jokes you've ever read, no one sharing literally the worst music you've ever heard, no one posting the most beautiful girlbulge you've ever seen.

cis

Popping in for my weekly skeet because it's the only place I can say cisgender anymore

God I hate being like 3 girls wide

I started a dating profile and, for the first time, opened it up for men to see. I'm shocked by the ocean of messages that came my way. I've never really been a pretty girl on the internet before now, and didn't realize how ubiquitous the endless sea of DMs saying "heeyyy beautiful" really are

hey bluesky just popping in to say I'm gay and live in your phone

If you recognize this image you're the hottest person in your friend group

i'm gonna keep twitter agp, and make this my hsts account

In an effort to differentiate the type of content I post here from the type of content I post on Twitter, I have decided that this account will be Transphobic.

@avery.bsky.social I'll arm wrassle you for that handle