They hate me cuz they ain't me *gets handed a note* ah, it seems they actually hate me because I'm obnoxious. That makes more sense

I heard that Trump regularly licks fresh drywall because he likes the way the texture feels on his sweaty tongue

the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch

Jesus: you cannot serve both God and mammon.

Christian nationalists: we choose mammon.

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

Every time I try to figure out what is going on I hit a paywall and I’m pretty sure that is part of the reason we are where we are.

Idk man, maybe it’s time to bring back paperboys. I think 24 hour internet news may have been a mistake.

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

I hope that you are a disaster. I'm sorry, but I do. I hope that you are thunder and lightning. I hope you are a forest fire, I hope you kill the dead wood and burn off the rotting leaves. With the canopy gone, the sun can get in. You need new growth. I hope you're terrible and broken and perfect.

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Hate leads to burnout, confusion, anxiety and frustration. Love is restorative. Seek justice because you love your neighbor, not because you hate your enemy. This is the key to organizing without falling into despair.

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Ya know, I spent my whole life in dispensationalism dealing with stupid fucks who thought the rapture was happening once a year, but I’m ngl, at this point I sometimes think to myself “If not antichrist, why antichrist shaped?”

I remember when I was like 20 at OWS and was doing infighting bullshit, and a 50 year old Latina trans woman whacked me in the face with a flagpole and said “shut up before you get us all killed”. I’ve never been so grateful to anyone. Yall need a wake up call.

Big shout out to my 3 friends on this app! Maybe we can finally kill Twitter together!