It also feels like maybe he’s grinding an axe over a yard chore he didn’t want that she made him take

Olivia Nuzzi hiked the Appalachian Trail

Dudes rock

Also, the biographical details on real-life Julie’s marriage - these two people are both going to wind up cheating on each other a lot, largely due to the success of this movie, and they’re gonna post about all of it - makes the romance a little less cheerful.

It’s almost like Julia Child was right about the frivolity of the blog project…

Roger Moore went to New Orleans

Always imagine these sports takes are from McCabe, assessing the gambling opportunities.

Coward

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. “Vámonos, amigos,” he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

Like either of those two lushes would have left an unfinished bottle