Avery Bargar
averynelsonbargar.bsky.social
Avery Bargar
@averynelsonbargar.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Musician and Teacher based in Manhattan. Represented by The Talent Express. Published in The Weekly Humorist, The Haven, Points In Case, Thought Thinkers.

https://medium.com/@averynbargar
Thank you @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for publishing my piece "Hus-Band™: The Shock Collar For Wandering Husbands"

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Hus-Band™: The Shock Collar For Wandering Husbands: Rebuilding Trust One Shock at A Time – Weekly HumoristClick to open the search input fieldFacebookSquare-x-twitterLinkedinLink to: CARTOON: Logged I...
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April 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thank you @benulansey.bsky.social and #ThoughtThinkers for publishing my satire piece "6 Arguments For Defunding Childhood Cancer Research." If you need me I'll be here, defending the indefensible.

#satire #cancerresearch #childhoodcancer #GOPhypocrisy

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6 Arguments For Defunding Childhood Cancer Research
From the people bringing you the MAGA Baby Boom
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April 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thanks yet AGAIN #TheHaven for publishing this piece--just in time for The Bard's birthday!

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#Shakespeare #Theater #Parody #RomeoandJuliet
The Extended Ending To Romeo & Juliet
The Bard’s buds cut some of his prize pages — why?
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April 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay, You Try Thinking of a Better Way to Protest President Nyarlathotep’s Terror Telecast www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oka...
Okay, You Try Thinking of a Better Way to Protest President Nyarlathotep’s Terror Telecast
“Delivering the longest address to Congress in modern presidential history, Mr. Trump reprised many of the themes that animated his campaign for pr...
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April 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Thank you to #TheHaven for publishing my satire piece "BIG SURPRISE: Genetic Testing Proves Your Ex Is 100% Douche"

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BIG SURPRISE: Genetic Testing Proves Your Ex Is 100% Douche
Your ex has received the results of his genetic testing through a popular online service. Companies such as 23andMe have unlocked secrets for millions of Americans; but in a shock to no one, your ex…
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April 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM