I'm really running out of "It is what it is"s and "This too shall pass"s real fucking fast

It’s like bringing a Pidgey against Groudon

Accurate depiction of my mental state when I start to think about anything

Culture botulin bacteria and spread them over the sword ig? Might kill you too though

To clarify the pig latin was (mostly) a bit I just got doomer enough to use it

Shisui is the babyest of babygirls

Sometimes I regret leaving twitter because I could see shit like this in the wild and it fed the twisted part of me that likes seeing discord and chaos