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“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”