Average Male Ape
@averagemaleape.bsky.social
Bi-curious, forty something, 6'1", shy exhibitionist with an extraordinarily average penis. It doesn't stop me getting it out though... Not looking for meetups, etc. Just having some fun. No minors please.
Which is your preference: night or day? Happy Monochrome Monday! 🙂
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Which is your preference: night or day? Happy Monochrome Monday! 🙂
Sometimes the light hits just right and you have to show it off...😉 Hope you all have a good Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Sometimes the light hits just right and you have to show it off...😉 Hope you all have a good Monochrome Monday 🙂🙂
Well, that doesn't happen very often these days! I just hope it's pointing me in the right direction 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday to all those who celebrate 😜
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Well, that doesn't happen very often these days! I just hope it's pointing me in the right direction 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday to all those who celebrate 😜
Remind me: Is it towel, tummy or tackle Tuesday?
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Remind me: Is it towel, tummy or tackle Tuesday?
Is it Monday? Is it Monochrome? You bet your arse it is. Or in this case, cock 🙂🙂🙂
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Is it Monday? Is it Monochrome? You bet your arse it is. Or in this case, cock 🙂🙂🙂
Spot the difference time! Which one gets the thumbs up? The whispy patch or the full on Hollywood? Happy Monochrome Monday!! 🙂🙂🙂
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Spot the difference time! Which one gets the thumbs up? The whispy patch or the full on Hollywood? Happy Monochrome Monday!! 🙂🙂🙂
Good lighting is always a friend 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday everyone 🙂
October 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Good lighting is always a friend 😉 Happy Monochrome Monday everyone 🙂
I don't reckon I scrub up too badly, what do you think? 😉 Another week, another Monochrome Monday 🙂
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I don't reckon I scrub up too badly, what do you think? 😉 Another week, another Monochrome Monday 🙂
Reposted by Average Male Ape
I just love showing off my naked body.
It gets me horny seeing other guys do the same 😈😍
Drop you best nudes below ⬇️
#naked #exhibitionist
It gets me horny seeing other guys do the same 😈😍
Drop you best nudes below ⬇️
#naked #exhibitionist
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I just love showing off my naked body.
It gets me horny seeing other guys do the same 😈😍
Drop you best nudes below ⬇️
#naked #exhibitionist
It gets me horny seeing other guys do the same 😈😍
Drop you best nudes below ⬇️
#naked #exhibitionist
Posing that age old question that has plagued humankind for eons; on or off? Happy Monochrome Monday y'all 🙂
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Posing that age old question that has plagued humankind for eons; on or off? Happy Monochrome Monday y'all 🙂
The morning's are dark, the temperature's dropping and this idiot's still naked 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂 Have a good one 🙂🙂🙂
October 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The morning's are dark, the temperature's dropping and this idiot's still naked 😜 Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂 Have a good one 🙂🙂🙂
Wearing nothing but a smile 🙂 Monochrome Monday 🙂
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wearing nothing but a smile 🙂 Monochrome Monday 🙂
Wet one today, lol. Wish I was still in bed though, sigh... Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂
September 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Wet one today, lol. Wish I was still in bed though, sigh... Happy Monochrome Monday 🙂
Am I too late for humpday?
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Am I too late for humpday?
Trying to wash the disappointment of Monday off of me 😜 Monochrome Monday 🙂
September 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Trying to wash the disappointment of Monday off of me 😜 Monochrome Monday 🙂
Random Thursday tease...😜
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Random Thursday tease...😜
Shaved, showered and ready to face the shit this week has to offer. Now all I have to do is get dressed... 🙂 Monochrome Monday.
September 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Shaved, showered and ready to face the shit this week has to offer. Now all I have to do is get dressed... 🙂 Monochrome Monday.
The weekend's so close, I'm starting to get hard just thinking about it... 🙂🙂
September 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The weekend's so close, I'm starting to get hard just thinking about it... 🙂🙂
Is the weekend really over? Sigh... Time to get ready on this Monochrome Monday 🙂
September 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is the weekend really over? Sigh... Time to get ready on this Monochrome Monday 🙂
It's Friday! Woo-Hoo! Have a slightly damp nude to celebrate 🙂🙂🙂
August 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's Friday! Woo-Hoo! Have a slightly damp nude to celebrate 🙂🙂🙂
Quick hotel selfie on this Monochrome Monday Bank Holiday 🙂🙂 Hope everyone's having a good one 🙂
August 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Quick hotel selfie on this Monochrome Monday Bank Holiday 🙂🙂 Hope everyone's having a good one 🙂
This is how you wear a robe right? Greetings on this Monochrome Monday 🙂
August 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is how you wear a robe right? Greetings on this Monochrome Monday 🙂
Happy Dump Day (it's also a normal, 'look at my front day too 😜)! 🙂🙂🙂
August 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Happy Dump Day (it's also a normal, 'look at my front day too 😜)! 🙂🙂🙂
Almost cropping the tip off on this Monochrome Monday 😀
August 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Almost cropping the tip off on this Monochrome Monday 😀
I think I'd get charged under the Trades Descriptions Act, if I claimed this to be a Fat Cock Friday. How about an Average Cock Afternoon instead?
August 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think I'd get charged under the Trades Descriptions Act, if I claimed this to be a Fat Cock Friday. How about an Average Cock Afternoon instead?