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Joe
@averagejoeknight.bsky.social
LA improv and whatnot.
Avatar: this is actually Pocahontas I couldn’t care less

Avatar 2: wait are the Na’vi hot?

Avatar 3: having trouble paying attention to the plot as I grapple with my intense sexual attraction to giant blue aliens
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“I was actually diagnosed with OCD twice by 2 different doctors. I said no. Turns out I just had narcolepsy.” -my bartender
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just saw a man pulled over in Toronto for driving without a smile
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nobody wants an extinction event till they’re trying to deboard an airplane that landed twenty minutes ago
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s so doggone cool when movies don’t give anything away in their marketing. And I don’t mean Marvel trailers only being cut from the first act, I mean like Barbarian/Longlegs where you have no concept of what/who the evil is till you’re popping a squat in that theater
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you’re not going to see Sinners on the silver screen you’re robbing yourself of one of the best cinema experiences of 2025 so far. So LIVE WITH THAT
April 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nothing better in modern cinema than watching the Klan get gunned down. And I just so happen to be leaving my third screening of Sinners. No relation.
April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just read that men are 4,000% less effective in fights than they imagine they are. So now I’m 400,000% sure I’d get my ass beat like a drum.
April 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sat through about an hour of the Minecraft movie for parking validation at the Grove and there was an adult woman behind me who cackled like Salacious B. Crumb through every single minute.
April 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Making my first post on my birthday to make timeline establishment easier for my obituary writers. Obituarians?
April 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM