Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing

rawr i never use this account lol <3
dandys world grrr bark bark or smh i'm real tired

mweh hehe i bought goob finally after getting scraps mastery andddddd now i have 10 toons left to buy before i have them all! time for ichor grinding tonight...

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup

hey hey hey babes! guess who just confronted their emotionally abusive friend of seven years for sympathy farming and manipulation as well as threatening to tell someone if i didn't stop making suicide jokes! that was my healthier way of coping, i cut myself now!
#no #not-good #toxic #glad-he's-gone

That day is today!

Bluesky is so much better than Twitter.

That's the post.

"it's an election-interference case, not a 'hush money' case, motherfuckers," she muttered, pouring her coffee

happy 2025 guys! did you know we're the same distance from 2000 as we are to 2050? it's scary! yay!

hehe so my new hf is 20 and with that i have convinced myself to post more! hopefully... i am actively managing like another two accounts though... for different fandoms and so i don't get hunted down... should i make gameplay vids? my lag's really bad, though i guess it could be kinda hilarious. <3

i've made it to floor 17 dandy's world as cosmo! not very far but it's good for me! kisses for everybody!

“As an editorial cartoonist, my job is to hold powerful people and institutions accountable. For the first time, my editor prevented me from doing that job. So I have decided to leave the Washington Post”

— Ann Telnaes, after drawing this cartoon, which included the image of a supplicant Jeff Bezos

extra sillies! i was playing dandy's world and everyone else in my run died except gigi (i was playing as finn) and we got hit with twisted shelly, boxton, and shrimpo, and then twisted sprout, teagen, and i think finn. i died. :<

hi i had cookies today. they made me full. i do not want to be full. :(