average--joe.bsky.social
@average--joe.bsky.social
This one needs a lot of things. Tongue fuck is great. Lots of other fucks are great too
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 AM
May I ask where you got that?
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have a couple of warm spots for you
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don't know how I'd even begin to decide what to do with that....from a very long list of options.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
same here. I went to their site and clicked on the FAQ from top menu and found it there, but yah....error from a direct link
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🤜
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
you look great...but now you're not gonna want us fatties anymore
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'd pay $250/hr for that advice
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jim Buck! Fuck, the things I'd have let him do to me. Beautiful, hot man!!
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
just say when, where and how. Hopefully it will involve abusing my throat. Like, seriously abusing.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
good for watching your FAT dick stretching open a hole. And for leverage. Can fuck HARD while standing. :)
October 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Does hopping in the sling count for bending over?
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
cauliflower. nice.

fist me!
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
you should go as my top. Trust me, it's fucking scary. At least to me. 😜
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'd rather find you standing over me while I'm in the sling.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
fuck, it's soooo fat!!
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
or, get a beej chair
September 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I thought he was locked?
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
yah, only pussies need/want mercy. Speaking of, you and your partner need to DP my throat!
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
where does one offer their throat?
September 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
lift? oh...was thinking something completely different to do with those hands
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I knew you were going to be there, I would have gone and made it even more queer.
September 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
sometimes it's fun to fail a test. Let the tutoring begin!
September 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They've gotta come off....unless you're gonna fuck me with your hand.
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'd settle for 1. But ultimately, your choice what you want my hole to take
September 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM