like i'm sorry but i don't care about aarmau as a ship and i know 90% of the time it will be about them and act like the other characters don't exist when they went through a lot of shit as well

also i don't wanna watch aarmau getting married and if jess dares to give them a child i'll kms tbh

gnc girls are cool and deserve more love tyvm

a 3-4 year age gap isn't big if it's about two ADULTS, pdh aarmau is a pedophilic ship and i really need people to defending it but unfortunately this world is filled with weirdos, not to mention their maturity gap is pretty big too...

okay idrk where i was going with this paragraph bcs i basically said that you can’t be a father figure if you were there with the kid since their birth but uhm anyway i suck at explaining, it’s just hard for me to see zack being ein’s father figure and not as his actual father

+ and zack also didn’t correct them on that so you can see where we’re coming from

another thing is that zack NEVER corrected michael and sylvanna when they both called ein “zack’s child”, so again, you can’t blame us for thinking aphmau and ein are half-siblings, we never got an explanation out of zack and both sylvanna and elizabeth also mentioned that zack cheated +

+ so you can’t blame us for genuinely not believing that them being half-siblings was never supposed to happen

+ bcs them being half-siblings makes more sense than zack not being ein’s actual dad but just his father figure since i’m still thinking about how zack said “you and i both know that he was born that way” which basically tells us that he was there before ein was born

i must say i prefer non-canon ships way more, especially the queer ones (e.g. garrence, piercein, zanein, ... basically ein x everyone except aphmau)

neither am i a fan of zana & travlyn sorry chat 🤕

oh yeah !! ein is a bi trans guy and aaron is a pan trans guy bcs i said so !!!! t4t yaoi einron waters my crops 🫶

erm idk what else to say tbh i'm just yapping at 3 in the fucking morning bcs that's when my brain starts to function apparently, i swear i became nocturnal like a fucking owl

like i ship einron and yet i can't see them actually getting into a relationship, unless i completely change their characters to the point they become my ocs

then again they technically are my ocs already since i ship my version of them

anyway fuck canon, my version is 100% real and true

aphmau: so do you like each other ??

aaron & ein: FUCK NO !!???

so uhm yeah, absolute idiots

and yes aphmau and aaron are besties forever bcs i said so

yeah i don't like aarmau and no you won't change my mind

however they still fight each other like total dumbasses bcs mfs don't know how to sort out their feelings

anyway they got told like a billion times they fight like an old married couple and yet bitches are still in denial

meanwhile it took aaron forever to notice bcs bro does NOT know how love feels like and then they have that very awkward moment upon finding out and they started freaking out bcs they can't be normal for two fucking seconds around each other