Come to Cincinnati. We put chocolate in chili then serve that over spaghetti.

Float it past @nytpitchbot.bsky.social for the Style section.

“Everything’s computer!”

Donny Two Dolls.

Trump probably thought it was The Oaf of Office, then shrugged, and thought “Okay, yeah. Whatever. I can do that.”

Thank you so much for this book. It is my handbook for these times.

4 fingers, 32 states, 12 original colonies. Art that is kind of like Soviet Realism only without the realism.

No, that pastor was invited and was probably thrilled to be there at that miraculous, glorious moment! Somebody say “Amen!”

Just a little sanewashing, nothing to see here folks, go on home. 🤬

Jackie already rolled over in her grave when her beautiful rose garden was dug up and destroyed by Melania.

“Risk increasing” — under any other Prez it would have been “Resignations accepted.”

I read it for over 50 yrs. My parents read it, my grandparents read it. It was part of my daily routine. Got fed up sometime in 2023 and cancelled. Never thought I would. But I’ve found that the only thing I truly miss is the puzzle.