Trump: “Ask not what your country can do for you; on second thought, yeah — what have you done for me lately?!”

Kirk cheated his way out of the Kobayashi Maru scenario and got around the Academy rules and still graduated so a couple moments of phony death on Vulcan seems to fit the pattern. (As for Bones - he’s a doctor, not a diplomat!)

Some states if the ballot is postmarked by Election Day it is valid & counted. (Same as IRS tax returns.) Some counties/states do not officially certify election results for a couple of weeks after. Remember Jan 6th? The mob was trying to stop the official certification of the national election.

Not in a drop box you can’t. This new law does away with the few drop boxes LaRose hasn’t shut down already. And if your last name is not the same as the one on your birth certificate (many married women) you’ll need additional proof of the name change and citizenship.

We should start calling Trump “Emperor Commodus,” (not only for the golden toilet) because, per Greco-Roman scholar Cassius Dio, Commodus took Rome “from a kingdom of gold to one of iron and rust.”

Even if you did “know” how to surrender, kinda hard to use two arms at the same time if one arm is clinging to the remains of the boat so you don’t drown. It’s like the old witch trial: float = witch; sink & drown = Whoops! Guess that one was okay.

DeWine signed bill limiting mail-in voting & need for citizenship proof ➡️ according to birth certificate last name. Married women of Ohio: 1. Find your certificate of marriage that shows your current last name 2. Get a passport. (Real ID will not be good enough to vote.)

DOJ: “Nothing to see here, move along.”

It’s a hard thing for me to say, because I love my country 🇺🇸and all the many millions of good people in it, but thank you Canada 🇨🇦. Some US voters need an incontrovertible dose of reality.

So Ramaswamy is finding his FAFO moment? Wonder when Steven Miller finds out? Hint: You’re not one of them Steven. They’re smiling at your face but you’re on their list. That “WP” hand signal isn’t fooling anyone but you.