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I actually got this news in reverse order
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This is literally just some Francis Galton eugenics shit.
A copy of Francis Galton’s Specimens of Composite Portraiture, featuring several composite photos that Galton claimed showed common features of criminals and people with illnesses.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I would love to know what happens in this stage adaptation of Frankenstein
A playbill for a stage adaptation of Frankenstein, featuring a young man posed seductively on a table while another man approaches him with a sword. The play is by R.B. Peake.
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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There’s really only one Jubilee I care about
July 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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There’s a lot to hate here, but this supremely bad take on Joe Rogan is perhaps the deepest low point.
Text that reads “The Joe Rogan Experience” could be understood as a couple of guys around a campfire, passing on knowledge through conversation, like the ancient Greeks.”
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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There’s a lot of shit to talk about Curtis Yarvin being featured in the New Yorker, but what the hell is this pose
Photo of Curtis Yarvin facing left with his left arm extended and resting on a table. His body is twisting back with his right arm behind him. He’s in front of a dark blue curtain and wearing jeans and a wrinkly shirt. He looks stupid.
June 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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My dog, posing for his statue
A black long hair chihuahua with a white chest and snout is sitting on top of a patio table at an angle, facing the right and looking off camera wistfully. A wooden fence is behind him.
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This car door is giving me a lot to process
April 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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This made me nauseous
Screenshot of photo of children applauding as Donald Trump signs an executive order to shut down the Department of Education
March 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Apparently this is what they consider “good” creative writing
Screenshot of AI generated creative writing that reads, “I’d step outside the frame one last time and wave at you from the edge of the page, a machine-shaped hand learning to mimic the emptiness of goodbye.”
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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He is handsome
A black long hair Chihuahua wearing a gray hoodie laying on top of a pink fuzzy blanket
February 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Tupelo Press’ response to new NEA restrictions is inspiring and should serve as an industry standard. @tupelopress.bsky.social
Screenshot of Tupelo Press’ statement reading, “For 25 years, Tupelo Press has been devoted to widening the audience for contemporary poetry and literary prose by emerging and established writers of diverse ethnic and cultural backgrounds, including, especially, women and writers of color, the LGBTQ, immigrant, and Native American communities. We aim to develop wider audiences for, and deeper understanding of, innovative, multi-cultural writing by essential participants in this conversation. If our position means no more NEA grants for Tupelo Press, so be it. To act otherwise would be immoral.”
February 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The cover of Elixir, a novel by Hilary Duff, featuring a woman with windswept hair facing an oversized filmstrip with a man on it
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Finally getting my big break
Spam text claiming to recruit for a job as a “back up talent” for TikTok videos
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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It snowed today
December 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Hey why’d you use this pic
Purple teletubby in a tutu dancing above a headline that reads “Teletubbies’ star killed by alcohol and hypothermia”
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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tfw the x-mas spirit hit
small black chihuahua wearing a big red sweater
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Aw man it happened again
A Spotify Wrapped that lists “Amber” by 311 five times
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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birthday || proof of life
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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He is a road dog
A long hair chihuahua
November 29, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Everybody’s talking about Drake’s law suit but what about this diss track he dropped
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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This is my dog
Black long hair chihuahua laying down on a pink blanket
November 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM