It would be amazing if even one of you would invoke the 14th. But you won't; you're all gutless punks who don't know what time it is...

Penultimate is the one BEFORE the last in a series. It is NOT the last. Please, for the love of all things holy, know the word's definition before using it.

I destroyed a perfectly good temp probe by leaving it resting on metal in my smoker. You may want to rethink the external temp sensor...

Swap out the gin with whiskey (preferably Rye) and you've got a Boulivardiere.

Those look amazing!

Guf-faw

The fact that you can use the term "Epistemology" on here is all I need to know to stay...

The old gray lady has left the building. All that remains is diversion & fluff.