i kinda feel bad eating goldfish in front of my one kid that’s awake for nap….. this won’t scar her for life will it?

kendrick ate i fear

the power two year olds currently have over me is overwhelming. in other news, the potty whale is a major success.

deny. defend. depose. <3

i’m starting to think that the candidate we vote for actually has no effect. it seems like the rich control everything and we get the illusion of democracy in return.