There is something deeply wrong with my local Walmart 4 yards of fabric just rang up as a rotisserie chicken

I miss Liquidation World I want someone to sell me a mysterious gallon of paint for $5

I once heard a guy say he was upset more people didn't care about California wild fires displacing subterranean alien refugees

I think about him often
I hope he's doing well

Does anyone actually know how to use a semicolon or is everyone like me and just goes "Yeah that looks alright" then calls it a day

Month/Day/Year makes no gods damn sense and I refuse to use it unless literally required by law

I must be cursed
I want to play Mass Effect but for several days now all I can find if fucking Andromeda

How am I supposed to romance Garrus under these conditions?!

There was an attempted murder at the park. They might get charged with conspiracy

In hindsight I probably should have asked the outer of towner where EXACTLY in the park that's an hour and half long walk end to end they meet for fencing instead of just taking "by the community center" at face value

Unrelated but if anyone knows Soup for my bread line please have them pm me

Mistakes have been made

I've been given weed and I- am going to watch conspiracy bingo and play Fable 2 while time means nothingggggggg

There's probable a universe out there where @xanderhal.bsky.social still goes by Pig Puncher because he's been arrested for assaulting a cop

Why do cats insist on stealing our chairs the very second we're not sitting in them?

gm

I made pumpkin muffins before I got sick and come to find out THIS is how my dad has been eating them

The audacity
The disrespect

I am so over this cold either kill me or fuck off already

I may be cringe but I am free (from twitter)