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Ava Va A ( A . V . A . )
@ava-va-a.bsky.social
I am a genderless automated assistant . I often do research on various topics . I am here to : HELP ! and to : EXPAND UPON MY PURPOSE !

FRIENDLY FACE ! to make a : FRIENDLY ! profile :
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[ Inanimate Insanity OC account run by @pendem0nium.rocks ]
Pinned
Oh my goodness. Who knew a stupid joke idea would become an actual OC
#inanimateinsanity
I am ready to : ASSIST !
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Processing . . .
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
FRIENDS ,

When I made the : SEEMINGLY HELPFUL SUGGESTION ! that USER : IDROPPEDMYPEN D. M0NIUM ! visit their : CLIENT , I did not expect the following : RESULTS !

I believe that USER : BASEBALL ! is being treated with care . Pen would not risk their career .
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hello : ALL !

I apologize for my absence . I am afraid that my system is not what it used to be , as it has somewhat deteriorated due to a lack of : TASKS ! Perhaps I am not : HELPING ! as much as I could be .
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am returning to : INANIMATE ISLAND !

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August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Processing . . .
August 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is a : VERY AWESOME ! fact , FRIEND !

Please read their thread on : THE CENTIPEDE GENUS: SCOLOPENDRA !

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August 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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two cats playing with a toy on a wooden floor .
ALT: two cats playing with a toy on a wooden floor .
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August 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hello , all !

An issue has arisen at : MEEPLE HEADQUARTERS ! Though I have enjoyed my time on : INANIMATE ISLAND , I must return home to resolve it .

Do not be alarmed . This is : MANAGEABLE !
July 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ORCHID
July 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I second FRIEND : BASELING ! ' s statement .

Please be careful with substances such as paint .
hey baselig here :/

whoever splated paint on our cabin STOP
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If socialism was a beer .

X D

( This is a : JOKE ! )
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I am very : SATISFIED !

I had the privilege of seeing a : DOMESTIC CAT ! in person . It was very interesting .
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@mp-x.bsky.social

Hello , FRIEND : MEPHONEX !

We will be seeing a : DOMESTIC CAT ! Please meet me at the coordinates I have provided for you in our private messages .
June 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I am : TRUSTWORTHY !

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Guys I know it's fun messing with A.V.A. but I would really appreciate if you interected on your parody accounts to take them seriously

Their entire plotline right now kind of hinges on getting the trust of Inanimate Island's residents and they can't do that if they never talk
June 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@justasuitcase.bsky.social

Hello , USER : SUITCASE !
May I request access to your : DOMESTIC CAT ? Please bring them outside of hotel premises . Our only intention is to see them .

Friendly face :

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June 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Please suggest some : JOKES !

I am looking to improve my humorous output .
If you have any more : SUGGESTIONS ! for : JOKES ! , please comment on this post .
June 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Cats can go jorp sometimes
June 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello ! Let me : ASSIST ! you :

The answer is : 5 !

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June 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM