Jon
@auty.bsky.social
Reposted by Jon
Like this right?
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Like this right?
Had a distressed phone call last night from a bloke who woke up in his sleepwalking to find a dead man’s torso in his fridge. Called out the specialist cleaning crew and had it sorted before his wife woke up.
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Had a distressed phone call last night from a bloke who woke up in his sleepwalking to find a dead man’s torso in his fridge. Called out the specialist cleaning crew and had it sorted before his wife woke up.
I thought this was commonly accepted as their MO
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I thought this was commonly accepted as their MO
Christ. Depressing and enraging in equal measure
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Christ. Depressing and enraging in equal measure
I should do that too. Great tip
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I should do that too. Great tip
You can never tell🤣 marketing genius
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You can never tell🤣 marketing genius
I swear by Vicks First Defence nose spray. Haven’t had a cold all …. Didn’t have a cold last year. On the verge a dozen times. Could be unrelated but I have not missed the sore throat or not being able to breathe stages!! Get well soon
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I swear by Vicks First Defence nose spray. Haven’t had a cold all …. Didn’t have a cold last year. On the verge a dozen times. Could be unrelated but I have not missed the sore throat or not being able to breathe stages!! Get well soon
Chatbot says “error try later”. Absolutely useless. There, rant over
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Chatbot says “error try later”. Absolutely useless. There, rant over
I get a photo from Evri of a package half in had out of my letterbox. It’s not there. No one has taken it in. Presume they left it hanging and someone stole it or their driver took it away. 😫😡
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I get a photo from Evri of a package half in had out of my letterbox. It’s not there. No one has taken it in. Presume they left it hanging and someone stole it or their driver took it away. 😫😡
Have a pint of water instead, then have another donut
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Have a pint of water instead, then have another donut
We’ll reach a point where AI has all the jobs and we have none of the money.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We’ll reach a point where AI has all the jobs and we have none of the money.
An accurate tracker is all they need to have. I can make decisions then!
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
An accurate tracker is all they need to have. I can make decisions then!