Look, I flirt by letting my silly side out and being cute and playful and seeing how that bounces off, because I'm honestly not very good at it. But once you're past that point and you know there's interest there you gotta stop pulling your punches. Put your A game on. Make that girl real flustered.

Makes a lil omelette, or maybe scrambled eggs, or maybe some fried eggs.....

Probably the highlight of my past week

Yes, 2mg oral E (if you're lucky) and enough anti androgens to kill a horse will totally help you transition. No, you won't just basically be at menopause levels. Yes, this is definitely required to see how your body reacts to hormones and yes we need to keep you on this prank of a dose for months

Burbgoromnomnomnom

Tall blondes just do the job for me, that's how my tall blonde girlfriend clocked my ass....

Also I should add you send me your thingy pretty please 🐞

Having them join the call and within 2 minutes go "So like you're definitely playing that game cuz of Tennant" was probably the hardest I've been clocked in my whole life, they literally just took a glance at some of the characters and immediately knew

Waiting to watch with my girlfriends and now I'm hearing we got to game 5? I need to tap into monk level discipline to not go watch immediately

Tomorrow will.....solidify......better days ahead......

FIGHTING!!!!

Exactlyyyyyyy, it's the ultimate survival strategy for when you're solus and want to loqui, you just go on a soliloquy

Said fish and then mentioned a mammal, I'm so washed....

This is where you imagine you're a streamer going on an absolutely insane soliloquy

No, she just doesn't want to get a job