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Autumn Bailey
@autumnisnothere.bsky.social
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Raging perimenopausal goddess who's tripping through life with hEDS, 2 kids and a life partner. deconstructionist, bibliophile, nerd, and homebody.
"Your pastor is a pedophile."
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I hit my reading goal for the year!
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#BookSky
#StoryGraph
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A screenshot from the app story graph. The image indicates that I have read 100 books for the year and they are mostly smut.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I grew that! 🌱 🌽🌶️

#growingzone8b
#growfoodnotlawns
#growwhatyoueat
#femalefarmer
August 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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My volunteer vine is out of control. ♥️ What's it going to be!?
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#garden
#urbangarden
#growypurownfood
#growfoodnotlawns
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Sup
August 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Lovely as a 🍑
An image of a small peach just before harvest, Clinging to a tree with a blue sky background.
July 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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One happy bloom at a time.
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#neverland
#urbangarden
#femalefarmer
#growwhatyoueat
#garden
#growfoodnotlawns
July 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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🤤
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I have found my newest favorite author. 😅 10/10 for obsessive male character. And the voice acting is to die for.
#audiobook
#booksky
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A screenshot from the app. Audible displaying the book wolf.e by Paisley Hope. The image of a tattooed male gently holding the neck of a dark-haired woman. They are sitting on a motorcycle.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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June is #disability awareness month.
on today's episode of " why does my body hurt?"
#eaglesyndrome ♿

#hEDS #MCAS #autism
Pictured is a pale female with blue eyes and a gray ball cap with a black t-shirt. She is standing in the woods in the middle of a Montana mountainside.
July 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Harvest time!
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#gardensky
#growwhatyoueat
#femalefarmer
#urbangarden
July 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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BookSky 💙📚
Month long wrap up on StoryGraph. 🤩
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A month long reading wrap up illustrating 12 books having been consumed with several 5 star ratings.
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Mother God hold us in your embrace.
An image of a mother holding an infant with the words EVERY CHILD IS SOMEONE'S ENTIRE UNIVERSE. NO MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TO BURY HER UNIVERSE.
June 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I won a copy of Left of Forever and it's been my favorite book of the year so far! (62 and counting.)
app.thestorygraph.com/books/c9c2f5...
#StoryGraph
#BookSky 🌶️📚
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An image of an excerpt from the book Left of Forever. An emotional, irresistible second-chance romance filled with sparkling humor, big feelings, and "melt your face off intimacy" (Jessica Joyce) from celebrated USA Today bestselling author Tarah DeWitt. This time, they'll get it right. Wren and Ellis Byrd fell in love as kids, had their son Sam when they were only teenagers, and built a life together in the coastal town of Spunes, Oregon. They were made for one another…until they fell apart. Now divorced and in their 30s, Wren runs the bakery in town, while Ellis works as a firefighter. They live separate lives, though they are hardly off each other’s minds. When Sam gets accepted into college and the pair help him move in together, Ellis convinces Wren to take an extended road trip back to Spunes with him to see if they can give their relationship one last chance. Amid the gorgeous scenery of the California coastline, dreamy destinations, and a great deal of long-yearned-for proximity, Wren starts to think it just might be possible. But the two still have to contend with their tumultuous past in order to move forward. And when spoken words fail, sometimes the written word must bridge the gap. Will they make the most of what’s left of forever? Or will they let each other go for good? Brimming with big feelings and packed with steam, Left of Forever is bestseller Tarah DeWitt at the top of her game.
June 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Girl dinner? Well-rounded meal? Disabled baddie dinner? 😂
June 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I won a book on #storygraph and I'm already 25% through and it's so damn cute!
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app.thestorygraph.com/books/c9c2f5...
romance filled with sparkling humor, big feelings, and "melt your face off intimacy" (Jessica Joyce) from celebrated USA Today bestselling author Tarah DeWitt. This time, they'll get it right. Wren and Ellis Byrd fell in love as kids, had their son Sam when they were only teenagers, and built a life together in the coastal town of Spunes, Oregon. They were made for one another…until they fell apart. Now divorced and in their 30s, Wren runs the bakery in town, while Ellis works as a firefighter. They live separate lives, though they are hardly off each other’s minds.
June 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Not everyone is going to think that you are magnificent and magical. They are wrong though. Dick heads. Alchemy for women. Ellahicks com
June 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social excuse the fact that I'm covered in yarn fuzz. 😂 Favorite shirt ever!
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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My local sandwich shop making us thirsty. 😅
#kitsapcounty
#washington
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June 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Happy Caturday!
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June 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My kiwi is blooming. 🌱
#PNW
#zone8b
A dopey looking black and white dog is standing out of doors in the Pacific Northwest. In the background is a lot of greenery and a trailing kiwi plant with handing cream colored blooms.
June 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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So Elon goes "kill the bill" and Trump goes Elon has TDS so Elon goes. I'm the reason Trump won so Trump goes. We waste billions on Elon so Elon goes Epstein and a funky goes deport and Elon goes impeach and that's why women are too emotional to be president.
June 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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My urban garden.
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Zone8b
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Today my husband and I celebrate 21 years of marriage. Lucky man never knows what wife he will wake up to. 😅
June 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Celebrating 21 years myself. ♥️ It's a great day to marry honorable men. ♥️
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM