It’s a pool party, bub.
@autoschediastic.bsky.social
I’m Blue. She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social
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This is a bear satisfied with a good season’s work.
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is a bear satisfied with a good season’s work.
Rewatched #Loki and at
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
September 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rewatched #Loki and at
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
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Someone make a sexy panel that goes "im...im c--!! Im co-! Im consenting to this act!!!"
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Someone make a sexy panel that goes "im...im c--!! Im co-! Im consenting to this act!!!"
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the most annoying thing about the #bskycensorship is that the tools are already built to ensure youth are protected via confirming their accounts are 18+ to view adult material, and the equivalent of spoiler labels allow adults to toggle or click to consent to see artwork with sensitive topics
September 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the most annoying thing about the #bskycensorship is that the tools are already built to ensure youth are protected via confirming their accounts are 18+ to view adult material, and the equivalent of spoiler labels allow adults to toggle or click to consent to see artwork with sensitive topics
It says something that shows come with warnings for sex, violence, self-harm, language, etc., but never murder.
September 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It says something that shows come with warnings for sex, violence, self-harm, language, etc., but never murder.
Bizarrely majestic.
We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bizarrely majestic.
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quick #sabrevine sketch before bed last night
"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."
#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."
#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
quick #sabrevine sketch before bed last night
"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."
#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."
#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
This has haunted me for weeks.
An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.
But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.
But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
A ‘boathouse’ is a type of house.
A ‘houseboat’ is a type of boat.
This is a common pattern in English.
The first noun MODIFIES the second word.
The second noun is what it IS.
🧵⬇️
A ‘houseboat’ is a type of boat.
This is a common pattern in English.
The first noun MODIFIES the second word.
The second noun is what it IS.
🧵⬇️
September 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This has haunted me for weeks.
An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.
But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.
But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
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👁️🫦👁️
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
👁️🫦👁️
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when the discord says "Hugh Jackman Wolverine in THIS outfit" sometimes you just gotta (thanks, quakey) 🎨
September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when the discord says "Hugh Jackman Wolverine in THIS outfit" sometimes you just gotta (thanks, quakey) 🎨
Okay but just listen: Geralt and Jaskier run into Xena and Gabrielle on the road.
September 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Okay but just listen: Geralt and Jaskier run into Xena and Gabrielle on the road.
Random Loki variant thought: Loki is never low-key.
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Random Loki variant thought: Loki is never low-key.
When you reaching the point in plotting fic where you just want to read it and not have to write it first.
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When you reaching the point in plotting fic where you just want to read it and not have to write it first.
MINIMUM EFFORT omg i have never identified with anything stronger than this
Daily #Deadpool 280 🫶 Kidpool Vs. Deadpool
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
MINIMUM EFFORT omg i have never identified with anything stronger than this
My brain is full of Days of Future Past, but what if Victor…
And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My brain is full of Days of Future Past, but what if Victor…
And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
Picture someone named Bambi.
Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?
Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?
Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?
Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?
Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Picture someone named Bambi.
Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?
Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?
Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?
Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?
Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
I… am probably going to have to leave work today for getting nonconsentually high from the smoke being pumped in through the outside air vents. 😵💫
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I… am probably going to have to leave work today for getting nonconsentually high from the smoke being pumped in through the outside air vents. 😵💫
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im looking disrespectfully
August 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
im looking disrespectfully
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old man logan and origins wade enjoying some coffee, but it seems logan can't stay awake <3 wade won't complain though.
#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
old man logan and origins wade enjoying some coffee, but it seems logan can't stay awake <3 wade won't complain though.
#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
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Is it progress when editing the fic is easier than writing it in the first place?
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is it progress when editing the fic is easier than writing it in the first place?
Look, I know that ‘ofc’ means ‘of course’ but in my head the o takes on the full function of the ‘of’ so I will forever read ‘ofc’ as ‘of fucking course’ and it adds a little spice to my everyday.
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Look, I know that ‘ofc’ means ‘of course’ but in my head the o takes on the full function of the ‘of’ so I will forever read ‘ofc’ as ‘of fucking course’ and it adds a little spice to my everyday.
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couple of people on the discord asked for . lingerie + Bowtie lingerie .. so..
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
couple of people on the discord asked for . lingerie + Bowtie lingerie .. so..
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Where ya think ya going kitty cat?🤩
July 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Where ya think ya going kitty cat?🤩
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