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It’s a pool party, bub.
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I’m Blue. She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social

https://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/pseuds/autoschediastic
This is a bear satisfied with a good season’s work.
Happy #FatBearWeek!!! May the chunkiest bear win 🐻

Art featuring a previous champion, Holly!
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rewatched #Loki and at
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.
September 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Someone make a sexy panel that goes "im...im c--!! Im co-! Im consenting to this act!!!"
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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the most annoying thing about the #bskycensorship is that the tools are already built to ensure youth are protected via confirming their accounts are 18+ to view adult material, and the equivalent of spoiler labels allow adults to toggle or click to consent to see artwork with sensitive topics
September 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It says something that shows come with warnings for sex, violence, self-harm, language, etc., but never murder.
September 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bizarrely majestic.
We're struggling to do anything but watch this video of the newly discovered bumpy snailfish today.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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quick #sabrevine sketch before bed last night

"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."

#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This has haunted me for weeks.

An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.

But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING
A ‘boathouse’ is a type of house.

A ‘houseboat’ is a type of boat.

This is a common pattern in English.

The first noun MODIFIES the second word.

The second noun is what it IS.
🧵⬇️
September 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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👁️🫦👁️
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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when the discord says "Hugh Jackman Wolverine in THIS outfit" sometimes you just gotta (thanks, quakey) 🎨
September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Okay but just listen: Geralt and Jaskier run into Xena and Gabrielle on the road.
September 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Random Loki variant thought: Loki is never low-key.
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When you reaching the point in plotting fic where you just want to read it and not have to write it first.
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
MINIMUM EFFORT omg i have never identified with anything stronger than this
Daily #Deadpool 280 🫶 Kidpool Vs. Deadpool
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My brain is full of Days of Future Past, but what if Victor…

And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Picture someone named Bambi.

Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?

Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?

Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I… am probably going to have to leave work today for getting nonconsentually high from the smoke being pumped in through the outside air vents. 😵‍💫
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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im looking disrespectfully
August 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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old man logan and origins wade enjoying some coffee, but it seems logan can't stay awake <3 wade won't complain though.

#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is it progress when editing the fic is easier than writing it in the first place?
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look, I know that ‘ofc’ means ‘of course’ but in my head the o takes on the full function of the ‘of’ so I will forever read ‘ofc’ as ‘of fucking course’ and it adds a little spice to my everyday.
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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couple of people on the discord asked for . lingerie + Bowtie lingerie .. so..
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Where ya think ya going kitty cat?🤩
July 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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🙇‍♂️ #poolverine
November 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM