if any of y'all know the post I'm talking abt, please lmk because I actually just cannot find it again lmao

he's p much directly ripped from one of those YT shorts reading Tumblr posts; something abt how the paladin could be the horny one (instead of the bard) if they were serving a fertility god or some shit

his mom didn't know how to care for textured hair despite her dad being a redguard (the trait skipped her so she never thought to learn it from pops) so for p much all of Llevs youth his hair was kept super short 🤷

also fun fact: it was during his time in the legion Llev learned to take care of his hair from a fellow soldier (that he'd later have a bit of a fling w, despite the dude having a fiancée waiting for him back in Hammerfell)

also fun fact: I have only ever romanced this fruit (not counting the occasional runs where I just romance everything that moves) and I've been playing this game p much since it came out. That's how down bad I am for this bundle of pixels 👍

everyone's favorite god-dilf 🙏

*SHIT is definitely an acronym I regularly use and not just something I came up w on the spot for the bit don't even worry abt that 💅

he's a simple mer 👉👈

I'm legit losing my mind over the fact the idiot had one latte and immediately got addicted but has been smoking cigs daily and is fine sksks