“Melania” will now be the yardstick by which other terrible movies will be judged, at least until Amazon pays $100 million to release “Barron”

Yeah I’ve been Raptured

It is a universal truth that on “all in” calls within any large company there is always one suckhole who has to ask a question like “how can we deliver on our goal of being more ‘customer obsessed’ this quarter”. A junior corporate titan just asked that on a call to discuss redundancies

Grown adults who still have the “duplicate these displays” setting whilst plugged in at work need your help.