the automatic man
@automaticman.bsky.social
When he has an original thought he forgets it right away
last fm wrapped because i pirate everything
listening age 45 or 50 who gives a shit
listening age 45 or 50 who gives a shit
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
last fm wrapped because i pirate everything
listening age 45 or 50 who gives a shit
listening age 45 or 50 who gives a shit
I went to Istanbul
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I went to Istanbul
BREAKING: Cubs decline club option on Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
BREAKING: Cubs decline club option on Dick Cheney
nobody's ever gonna hire me again xd
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
nobody's ever gonna hire me again xd
Last night I finished reading "My Name Is Red" by Orhan Pamuk. Best book I've read this year
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Last night I finished reading "My Name Is Red" by Orhan Pamuk. Best book I've read this year
Reposted by the automatic man
Reposted by the automatic man
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
Thinking of this again now that my dumbass landlords just repainted the bathroom
There must be a secret section in hardware stores that sells "landlord paint". It would advertise slogans like "Cheap and shitty!", "Only in white!", "Great for door hinges!" and "Flakes and chips easily!"
August 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thinking of this again now that my dumbass landlords just repainted the bathroom
houston wins the natty or there's no god
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
houston wins the natty or there's no god
I will never verify my email
January 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I will never verify my email
You don't have to argue with morons, and if anything people should block more liberally (haha) on here
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
You don't have to argue with morons, and if anything people should block more liberally (haha) on here
I read "The Road" in high school, thought it sucked, and never had further interest in the author
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I read "The Road" in high school, thought it sucked, and never had further interest in the author
I don't cross-post. I don't post, either. Hell, I don't even exist
November 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I don't cross-post. I don't post, either. Hell, I don't even exist
Twice I've posted something on this site for some yahoo to come in and give their unsolicited opinion that tries to go against my post
What's with this site's lack of decorum?
What's with this site's lack of decorum?
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Twice I've posted something on this site for some yahoo to come in and give their unsolicited opinion that tries to go against my post
What's with this site's lack of decorum?
What's with this site's lack of decorum?
realized recently (later than most) that a lot of the zero covid folks don't read the papers they cite, nor do they have a grasp on what the papers say when they do read them.
a lot of them cite stuff that doesn't get peer reviewed either
a lot of them cite stuff that doesn't get peer reviewed either
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 AM
realized recently (later than most) that a lot of the zero covid folks don't read the papers they cite, nor do they have a grasp on what the papers say when they do read them.
a lot of them cite stuff that doesn't get peer reviewed either
a lot of them cite stuff that doesn't get peer reviewed either
invalid handle? i thought this site was anti-ableism
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
invalid handle? i thought this site was anti-ableism
Reposted by the automatic man
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I used to be a poster. On a few different forums I was one of the most prolific posters. A known entity. It's just hard to give a shit anymore
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I used to be a poster. On a few different forums I was one of the most prolific posters. A known entity. It's just hard to give a shit anymore
Should I come out of my lurker shell and be a dickhead on here because the stakes are lower
November 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Should I come out of my lurker shell and be a dickhead on here because the stakes are lower
idk this site looks cooked if this is "what's hot"
November 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
idk this site looks cooked if this is "what's hot"
Hey any good posts on here
November 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Hey any good posts on here
hey how's it going
February 6, 2024 at 5:42 PM
hey how's it going
I'm gonna victory lap on this random bozo. I stay winning. I know ball. They didn't get the 5th nor 18th pick after all that bullshit. I will not suck the VC vulture's dick for fucking this team over
December 6, 2023 at 1:09 AM
I'm gonna victory lap on this random bozo. I stay winning. I know ball. They didn't get the 5th nor 18th pick after all that bullshit. I will not suck the VC vulture's dick for fucking this team over
Wonder if the random guy who found my post complaining about the Mets is happy with their top 6 draft pi--oh wait
December 6, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Wonder if the random guy who found my post complaining about the Mets is happy with their top 6 draft pi--oh wait