autogato.bsky.social
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I duck for shelter into my inner sanctum and offer up a Thanksgiving haiku that captures the true spirit of the holiday:

Earplugs! Klonopin!
Vampiric relatives steal
My macaroni!
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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HE'S SO ORANGE
he hates the new orange cat
January 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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the bananas chose violence
November 24, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Whenever I join a new platform, my first post is always this. It's one of my most popular pieces.

So hiiiiii! I'm tj.
November 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM