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Anna 🐌 AutisticVA
@autisticva.substack.com
#ActuallyAutistic Virtual Assistant helping ADHD, AuDHD, ASD, and exhausted business owners turn admin chaos into efficient growth 🧠
I also build Glees--interactive, bite-sized guides that help with admin overwhelm on https://autisticva.substack.com/
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⊛ Hello, I'm Anna 🐌
⊛ I plough through NT world leaving a tangible trail behind 🦄
#Actuallyautistic Virtual Assistant helping ADHD, AuDHD, and ASD business owners tame admin chaos 🛟
⊛ I also build Glees--interactive, bite-sized guides helping with admin overwhelm 🎇
⊛ Oh, and I'm snail as slow 🧠
Did You Notice?
I bet you didn't.
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August 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I really don’t like to exercise. 😞

And no amount of telling myself how beneficial exercise is can change my brain’s attitude toward the topic. ⛔

So how do you make it happen consistently and without going to civil war with yourself? 🤔
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Organising and maintaining order of digital files for us AAA ( #ADHD, #AuDHD, #Autistic) people is often too much.

It takes too much:
- mental energy
- focus
- time
- executive function
July 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You want to sort out your digital files, but you don’t know how.
You either get lost in the maze of folders or unrelated files crowd the same space driving you mad.
It’s because your brain is wired differently and needs a system that works with and not against your neuro-brilliance.
June 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
autisticva.substack.com/p/how-to-kic...

Do you panic because you can’t find that file you need right now?

You’re not even sure you can remember how you named it.

You want to sort out your folders and files but just thinking of it is too overwhelming and builds a wall of inner resistance.
How to Kick Start a New File Order as an AAA (ADHD, AuDHD, Autistic) Person
A Neurospicy Admin Survival Guide on How to File Digital Documents Without a Chance of Divorce from Your Sanity or Business
autisticva.substack.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Are you ADHD, AuDHD, or Autistic? 🦄
Does your inbox make doing laundry feel like a pleasant activity? 🧠
Do you feel like that there is no hope so you might as well give up? 🥺
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Autism: ‘Welcome to the annual meeting of board of directors of Anna 🐌 AutisticVA.
Both directors: #Autism and #ADHD are present.
Housekeeping: When voting on agenda points; Autism has 2 votes and ADHD 1.’

ADHD: ‘That’s scandalous! I don’t remember ever agreeing to such unfairness!’
June 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ADHD: ‘You know what baffles me?’

Autism: ‘Hhhhm?’

ADHD: ‘You are able to sort 400 emails in an hour, but it takes you over an hour to respond just to one. It doesn’t make sense.’

Autism: ‘Correct. Because I’m supposed to be the one doing the logic here.’
June 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When browsing online, my ADHD saw a portable power bank.

ADHD: ‘Look! Can we have this?’ 😍

Whipping up a spreadsheet to compare specs and prices Autism said: ‘Yes, this classifies as a useful utility tool.’ 🧐
June 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Are you ADHD, AuDHD, or Autistic? 🦄
Does your inbox trigger urgent need for a weighted blanket? 🧠
Do you feel like playing your favourite video game instead will fix it? 🥺
I have a better solution. 🎇
June 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Regina Elizabeth I (Autism): Being Autistic and ADHD means I can speak like a monarch—in first person plural 👑

Rex François II (ADHD): Oui, oui.
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m 200-ish hours into Assassin’s Creed Valhalla and my #ADHD starts to grumble:

‘This is boring. I want us to play a new game. I want to learn new stuff. What we’re doing lately is so repetitive (yawn)’

In response, my #Autism tightens her lips even more firmly.
June 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I got #ADHD for birthday!

Today I turned 49 and I finally realised I’m ADHD on top of being officially diagnosed as #Autistic.
Yay me!
With being a Gemini on top of that, it’s like having a double emotional split-personality jumbo pack.

Let the joys & nightmares of Autistic me vs ADHD me begin! 🥳
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Are you ADHD, AuDHD, or Autistic? 🦄
Does your email inbox trigger overwhelm? 🧠
I have a solution. 🎇
Try Glee—an interactive, bite-sized guide to help you regain control over your inbox in less than 2 minutes. 💝
Things can only get better 🥰
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Retiring the Business Email | Glee 4/6
A Neurospicy Inbox Survival Guide
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May 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This message is ONLY for #ADHD, #AuDHD, and #Autistic brains.

When your email inbox overwhelms you, you have two options:

Do nothing

Or

Try out a Glee (WARNING You might actually have fun)

autisticva.substack.com/p/slaying-th...
Slaying the Newsletter Beast | Glee 1/6
A Neurospicy Inbox Survival Guide
autisticva.substack.com
May 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So, I joined reddit Autistic community and wrote a post asking for help and advice regarding my business-related communication. It got deleted. I can understand being rejected and misunderstood by NTs but getting the same treatment from my own? WTF do I have to do to be actually heard?
May 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I am invisible.

My whole life I was invisible to NTs.

Now I'm invisible to my ND tribe as well.

Do you feel invisible too?
May 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Are you ADHD, AuDHD, or ASD business owner? 🦄
Does your inbox trigger your executive disfunction? 🧠
I have a solution. 🎇
Try Glee—an interactive, bite-sized guide to help you regain control over your inbox in less than 2 minutes. 💝
Things can only get better 🥰
autisticva.substack.com/p/silencing-...
Silencing the Financial Screamer | Glee 3/6
A Neurospicy Inbox Survival Guide
autisticva.substack.com
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
🎉 Glee #2 has landed!
It tackles another inbox invader—Notifications.

Glees are interactive guides designed for neuro-brilliant brains that are wired for more exciting things than dealing with admin. 🎇

If your email inbox scares you, this one’s for you. 💌

autisticva.substack.com/p/weeding-ou...
Weeding out the Notification Pest | Glee 2/6
A Neurospicy Inbox Survival Guide
autisticva.substack.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Every #autistic, #ADHD, and #AuDHD person and their lived experience is different.

Yet, it's eerie how we individually sing the same chorus as if we were one.
May 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yesterday I had one of those neuro days when I felt unimportant, unseen, lonely, and sorry for myself.

Those days are hard. They feel never-ending.

But I've learnt that this dark cloud covering the sun will pass.

Sooner or later it always does.

And seeing the sun, even if brief, is worth it.
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM