I can't wait to get all of this hard water in my beer that I'm not supposed to drink because I'm 1) an alcoholic, and 2) have celiac disease.

I do not support shower beer, and baths are for wine.

I've long held a theory that this dudebro BS is men using horrible mechanisms to cope with traumas when they were a child.

You know, I have a similar thing, but it has nothing to do with "being a man" or any right wing dudebro BS. I refuse to wear Noise Cancelling anything, especially when sleeping. I don't feel safe with them on. Insert trauma here as to why that might be.