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nonbinary, neurodivergent, haunted. they/them.
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screenshot of @HanaHyperfixates talking about doing a quick 15-minute video while the caption reads "Don't look at the timestamp, it's a hoax by Big Timestamp to make you buy more timestamps"
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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cartoon excerpted from the xkcd What If? "Pyramid Energy". it depicts a rocket crashing into an unspecified device, causing a nearby pile of stone to instantly BOOF into a completed pyramid
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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okay I gotta admit it took me a minute to realize there was not in fact a throughline here
a skeet by neolithicsheep: "When I was a kid learning about horses, they were said to colic at the drop of a hat. These days reading r/Equestrian I am under the impression that they all get ulcers if you look at em funny. And then they colic." followed by another, separate and unrelated, skeet: "STAY. AWAY. FROM. WILDLIFE. Keep your trash locked up. Do not feed wildlife or otherwise encourage it to hang around human habitation."
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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screenshot of a passage from the D&D Wiki, quoting the 3rd Edition Player Handbook: "Neutral, “Undecided” A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil—after all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way."
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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no! wait! come back!
a screenshot of a product listing online. a "Halloween Axolotl Skeleton," a small plastic skeleton of an axolotl. you know it's an axolotl because it has bones in the shape of frills. at this point they're definitely doing this on purpose.
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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a photo of dr. leonard mccoy from star trek II the wrath of khan. because his nickname is Bones. so you see it's actually very funny.
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED HANA
the same cat, on the same blanket, on the same pillow, but NOW that pillow is in a big armchair
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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hey, yall, apologies, if you're missing any comfort & bliss today, turns out my cat took all of it. that's my bad, sorry, I take my eye off her and she gets into everything
photo of a cat, Umbreon, a fuzzy black tortie, curled up with her front paws sticking out, napping on an old green blanket on top of a huge old pillow in a swivel chair. she's having such a good nap. you and I could only dream of having a nap that good.
September 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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screenshot cut from a Hark! A Vagrant comic by Kate Beaton. younger man is holding a baby while wise older man looks at a note and says "how unfortunate." The note reads "He was born nasty--I'm sorry. Please take care of him." younger man looks down at baby and says "I will raise him as my own."
August 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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fwiw, near as I can tell the entire basis for this article appears to be that Stewart laughed at a joke Hasan made
a screenshot of text from the linked article. it reads: My response? "Please, please, no reality hosts, I beg of you. Unless Jon, you're thinking of throwing your hat in the ring, which I know many people want...if that's what you're suggesting, we can talk about that." Stewart laughed. He didn't deny that was what he was suggesting. He didn't rule out throwing his "hat in the ring". He didn't recite some version of: "Don't be crazy, Mehdi, I have no intention of doing that." There was a glint in his eye as he simply leaned his head back and...chuckled.
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Rassi had a maneuver we used to call his pufferfish move, where he would just sort of expand to fill the entire carrier so it was impossible to remove him
a hecking big cat, black and white, sulking in a kitty carrier with an surly look that promises he plans to be extremely unhelpful during every part of this vet visit
August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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a computer-wizard, aka Ian McKellen in full Gandalf, sitting somewhere behind-the-scenes-ish and looking gravely at the macbook on his lap.
August 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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photo of a mural with a black background, various bits of text and monster drawings in black and white, and the words THE WORLD'S ONLY MOTHMAN MUSEUM splashed real big across the whole thing
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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gif from the game Ghost Trick, which has a distinct sort of 2.5D not-quite-pixel-art style, showing a woman in a purple dress, white boa, and pink hair shaped like a rose, holding a huge wine glass in one hand and hitting a typewriter with mad flourish with the other hand.
July 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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WONDERMARK by David Malki ! #1262, "Los Perros, in Peril." a four-panel comic in black and white, using the comic's signature style of 19th century artwork edited together into scenes. this one is two guys sitting outside talking. PANEL 1: First man, "Did you see Donald Trump tweeted that he wants to deport all chihuahuas? Like, literally the DOGS?" Second man, "Ha ha. Actually, that screenshot was photoshopped." PANEL 2: First man, "WHOA! Didn't mean to get you riled up! I hadn't pegged you for a TRUMPONAUT! How can you support such a maniac?" Second man, "I...don't? It's just that the thing you said wasn't factual, so" First man, "All right. And I suppose all his OTHER tweets are photoshopped too? GIVE me a BREAK!" Second man, "No! He's tweeted a bunch of terrible stuff! Just...not that SPECIFIC thing!" PANEL 3: First man, "This is just rich, you know? Nitpicking among ourselves and wasting energy that could be focused outward. Instead YOU'RE sniping at your own side! Doing Trump's work FOR him!" Second man, "I just think our arguments will be stronger when our facts are right!" First man, "I'm sick and tired of not being able to say ONE THING without some KNOW-IT-ALL giving me the ol' UM ACTUALLY! Get OUT of here, man! Stop SEALIONING me!" To the side of this panel it becomes a thought bubble for 2nd Man, revealing that this is actually his prediction of how the conversation will go if he says that. The final panel then repeats the first panel, but instead 2nd Man chooses to just say, "Ha ha. Dude's nutty, man." link to original: https://wondermark.com/c/1262/
July 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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citation that says "This was once revealed to me in a dream."
July 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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a photo of someone holding a phone up to a tv so that it looks like the character on the screen is looking at the phone with an exhausted 'what the fuck' expression. pretty sure it's Ellie from The Last of Us 2 but don't quote me on that
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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see also: this aisle at the local 5 Below
photo of an aisle at 5 Below, American chain store that sells stupid fun stuff. sign at the top of the shelves says 'MAKE MUSIC'. below that are several shelves crammed full of cheap toy instruments, including harmonicas, ukeleles, and something called a 'hoshi horn'.
July 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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look at how fuckin haunted this guy is. you just don't get this anymore.
a still of Peter Cushing playing Van Helsing in the Hammer Horror Dracula films, think this shot is from the first film but not certain. he's dressed in an old-fashioned brown suit and brandishing a cross, presumably at Christopher Lee. and yes I know he's dealing with vampires not ghosts here, don't @ me. the important thing is this man had cheekbones for DAYS
July 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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screencap from the paranormal cartoon TV series Gravity Falls (specifically number 6 of the the 'Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained' minisodes), showing a page of local series mcguffin Journal 3, an old red book with contents in the style of a naturalist's notebook but for weird creepy shit. the text is mostly indistinct squiggles but 'The Hide Behind' and 'NEVER BEEN SEEN' are legible, along with a drawing of a creepy black human-ish silhouette, and a pair of two-toed footprints, helpfully labelled 'footprints!'
June 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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screenshot from The Two Towers, 1 of 3. Gandalf and friends have arrived at Meduseld, the hall of King Théoden in Edoras. Gandalf is doing a badass powerwalk down the hall towards Théoden and also the camera while Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in the background headbutting various goons into submission. Gandalf is raising one hand all dramatic and saying "Théoden, son of Thengel!" screenshot from The Two Towers, 2 of 3. a shot of Théoden, rest in peace Bernard Hill, hunched on his throne under like 90 pounds of furs and looking all fucked up on the influence of Saruman. just kinda staring back. screenshot from The Two Towers, 3 of 3. Gandalf looks back at Théoden, grave but compassionate, and with all the stern wisdom of the ancient Maiar who saw the dawn of time, says "Gríma Wormtongue must resign."
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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a screenshot of 3 panels cropped from an XKCD comic. Black Hat stickfigure is being questioned by congressional stickfigures. dialogue as follows: congressman: "And this--you STOLE a nuclear submarine?" black hat: "I plead the third." congressman: "You mean the fifth?" black hat: "No, the third." congressman: "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?" black hat (pounding the table) "I have few principles, but I stick to them."
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I know exactly what breed my cat is, it's 'gremlin'
a photo of a desk covered in tall stacks of books. only the top shelf of the desk is visible, where a cat is lurking with only her small black head visible, peering out over the books like some kind of goblin a photo of a cat, a fluffy black tortoiseshell, perched on an arch-shaped scratching pad, with the big eyes and swishing tail of someone who's up to something
May 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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oh my god it finally worked on someone
screenshot from the wikipedia article for Erik the Red. it reads "When Erik returned to Iceland after his exile had expired, he is said to have brought with him stories of "Greenland". Erik purposefully gave the land a more appealing name than "Iceland" as "people would be attracted to go there if it had a favorable name", per Erik's own words. Erik knew that the success of any settlement in Greenland would need the support of as many people as possible."
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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this is Rassi. the average spider could probably take him in a fight.
A photo of a very large black and white cat laying stretched out on the floor in the gap between a sofa and the wall.
February 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM