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Cooked some food, made some art, and walked 3,235 miles across America with my dog. Ocean to ocean. Wrote a best selling murder mystery based on my trek. www.thomascurran.com https://www.amazon.com/Death-Discovery-Carne-Thomas-Curran/dp/1734674806/
My neighborhood double rainbow ends at the cannabis shop. # doublerainbow #cannabis #soca #losangeles
January 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Watching: F1 and you watching F1.
December 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Best turkey of my 30 years of being a chef. 13 lb. bird, 13 hour wet brine, lots of herb and butter injection, stuffed, spice rubbed and trussed. 3.5ish hours on Joetisserie in my Kamado Joe. Unbelievable. Can’t wait for lunch. #kamadojoe #jotisserie #thanksgiving #turkey
November 29, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Just about to get my turkey secured to the spit of my Kamado Joe Joetisserie but all I can think about is how great these would be for murder weapons in a new novel. #kamadojoe #murdermystery #mysterywriters
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Example: just followed this person back and this just showed up in my feed. BLOCK. Ahhhhh, felt so good. Today, I'm thankful for the block button.
November 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
States I traversed during my Walk Across America in 2019. 3,235 miles. Ocean to ocean. Just me and my dog. If you live in one of them, give me a wave so I can say "Hi!"

North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Alabama
Mississippi
Tennessee
Arkansas
Oklahoma
Texas
Idaho
Oregon
California
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Wait, is that the same artist who created these creepy AF figurines you can purchase at Home Depot right now?
November 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
These are the lists I currently appear on. Apparently Manuel Herrick doesn't like me too much. I wonder if it was his Cheerios I pissed on this morning.
November 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Oh, you know...
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Greer Wylder of www.greersoc.com and knower of all things awesome where I live, published her first novel 'Born in OC - The Artists, Entrepreneurs and Visionaries of Orange County'. Not sure if I'm more excited that I'm featured on page 256 or that Teemu Selanne is just before me on 251. #greersoc
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I think this was when we were in Georgia or maybe South Carolina.
November 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
from my walk across America with my dog, Wink.
November 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Hello there! Thank you! In 2019 I walked across America with my dog, Wink. During my walk I wrote a bestselling murder mystery based on my journey and Wink plays a huge role in it. Would it be possible to be added to your list? Here are a few pics of us from the road. Typical camp night.
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Good morning friends. Learned this AM that I'm a proud member of Dipshits to Ignore list. And guess what? So are many of you! Saw many of my friends here listed. If you're looking for some "am I a dipshit" affirmation, you may find it here.
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I had a boss call me a dipshit once. I wonder if this is his list I'm on.
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
@clearsky.app it’s so confused.
November 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I'm a Mini John Cooper Works driver. It's part 2 of Rule #1. All other cars, I'm with you.
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Need a good, snarky read? Pick up a copy of my bestselling murder mystery based on my real life walk across America. It's a memoire with a nice trail of love, blood, and revenge threaded throughout. Support self published authors and give yourself a good laugh!
www.amazon.com/Death-Discov...
November 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
If you need a quick vacation, you should visit the White House Rose Garden while it's still intact. #melania #idocaredoyou #whitehouse
November 13, 2024 at 4:19 PM
STOP!!! I'm starving right now! Here's a pic of me signing the coveted chef coat in the kitchen at the James Beard House. They must have hundreds of these coats in some very special closet. Every chef who cooks there can open the glass door frame and sign it.
November 11, 2024 at 5:02 PM
If you could put anything on the divorce papers you want, instead of the boring old "irreconcilable differences", what would you put? I'd put: Orange silk bed linens and I didn't want to scream "your body, my choice" during sex.
November 11, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Election night. Chicago. Stay Pineapple Hotel. Alone. What else is there to say.
November 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Day 231. Sep 21, 2019.
November 10, 2024 at 4:23 PM
From the start. Around day 5
November 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM