Prank-called a random reader today. That was fun.

Side note: If you every get a blocked call from the National Banana Enthusiasts Association, it's probably me ;)

991 followers on my Kickstarter. 991!!! That number is INSANE! Although, if we could get just 9 more, my round-number-loving heart might just burst....

Did my Marketing Manager just film an entire video of herself counting and tabbing c*cks in Silver BIood? Why yes. Yes she did.

Apparently my marketing manager (the mean one who thre@atened me with a squirrel gif the other day) and my fulfillment manager (a.k.a. Box Bish) went rogue and decided to do a haIf-off sale today and tomorrow. (AND still expect me to pay their wages.)
Rude.

402 foIIowers in 24 hours?!?!!? I might just have to do an early cover reveal if we hit 500 this week! (believe me when I say YOU WILL DlE WHEN YOU SEE IT.)

Soooo... you know how I like to make really, really pretty special edition books?

I'm doing it again...

www.kickstarter.com/projects/aut...

For those of you participating in the big boycott tomorrow, please consider buying direct from authors in the interim. Regardless of how you feel about big corporations like the 'zon, many indie authors rely on it almost exclusively to make ends meet.

Anyone here want to join my street team on discord?

Yes, yes, of course we have a nsfw channel.

discord.gg/u7EQPcnHSC

Hmmm... I think my audiobook would be fun in duet... alright, I'm doing it.

🥺❤️♾️

This book is dedicated to everyone who bemoaned the lack of “cøcks” in the Gilded Blood series. You now have 25.

You’re welcome.

#BookSky💙📚 #BookSky📚🌶️ #BookSky📚🌶️🪐

I started reading my ARC copy of Silver Blood, the prequel to @authorrachelrener.bsky.social's Gilded Blood series a few days ago. I'm loving being back in this world ❤️ 💙📚🪐 #BookSky #ARCreader #ARC #bookreview 💙📚⏰📚🌶️

OMG! 😭😭 Thanks to all of you, Amethysts & Alchemy made it into the final round of voting for best fantasy romance audiobook!!! If you wouldn't mind casting your vote again in this final round, you can do so every day now through Feb 16th! TYSM!!

www.sultrylisteners.com/p/voting.html

It's official: Silver BIood is getting turned into an audiobook AND will also be produced in duet format! Tara Novie will be reprising her role as Talia alongside the incomparable Tim Campbell (who has narrated books for some of my favorite fantasy authors, like Jennifer L. Armentrout)! #booksky

And the ARCs are officially off!!! I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED ABOUT SILVER BL00D, PEOPLES!!! (Also, did I mention this book alone brings the existing Gilded BIood c🐓ck count up by 2500%?)

#BookSky💙📚 #BookSky📚🌶️ #BookSky📚🌶️🪐

Dear new algorithm, please help me find awesome bookish & fantasy people, & also please let this place remain free of bots, twots, & snots for the foreseeable future.
Amen.🙏

Oh, and I write fantasy books. You should give them a try if you haven't already. My mom says they're good, so there's that 🤷‍♀️