Authorized Novelizations Podcast
@authorizedpod.bsky.social
A podcast about the novelizations of your favorite movies. New episodes Thursdays! Listen: http://shorturl.at/lDZ45 Patreon: https://patreon.com/authorizedpod
OUT NOW! @fodderfigure.bsky.social joins to discuss The Man from U.N.C.L.E. #3: The Copenhagen Affair. Our thirst for uncles knows no bounds, and Sarah devoted a whole chapter of her first book to her special interest in the series, so we’ve got a lot to discuss! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
OUT NOW! @fodderfigure.bsky.social joins to discuss The Man from U.N.C.L.E. #3: The Copenhagen Affair. Our thirst for uncles knows no bounds, and Sarah devoted a whole chapter of her first book to her special interest in the series, so we’ve got a lot to discuss! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! This re-release of our episode on Friday the 13th: Jason's Curse has a NEW GAME! Jump to the last 20 minutes to check it out. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
OUT NOW! This re-release of our episode on Friday the 13th: Jason's Curse has a NEW GAME! Jump to the last 20 minutes to check it out. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
NEW PATREON TIER: "Slow Maude" is $20 a month and will exist for the length of one pregnancy. If it raises $2,000, we will go to the Hayden Library in Arizona to read Alan Dean Foster's unpublished novelization of Maude's two-part abortion episode. Join now!
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November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
NEW PATREON TIER: "Slow Maude" is $20 a month and will exist for the length of one pregnancy. If it raises $2,000, we will go to the Hayden Library in Arizona to read Alan Dean Foster's unpublished novelization of Maude's two-part abortion episode. Join now!
www.patreon.com/c/authorized...
www.patreon.com/c/authorized...
OUT NOW! @jupinwhm.bsky.social from We Hate Movies joins again to discuss Star Trek: Generations. Will his hatred of movies extend to this one? No! He likes it and so do we! Will our goodwill toward this story extend to a literary adaptation aimed at kids and/or teens? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OUT NOW! @jupinwhm.bsky.social from We Hate Movies joins again to discuss Star Trek: Generations. Will his hatred of movies extend to this one? No! He likes it and so do we! Will our goodwill toward this story extend to a literary adaptation aimed at kids and/or teens? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @morganrichter.bsky.social joins to discuss a tertiary tome, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. #2: The Doomsday Affair. In addition to being a novelist, Morgan is an expert on all things manly and avuncular, so she's full of valuable insights. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
OUT NOW! @morganrichter.bsky.social joins to discuss a tertiary tome, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. #2: The Doomsday Affair. In addition to being a novelist, Morgan is an expert on all things manly and avuncular, so she's full of valuable insights. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @thelastmachine.bsky.social joins as we continue our quest to watch everything even tangentially related to Carquake (aka Cannonball), whether it has been novelized or not. Will diminished expectations benefit the sequel to a movie we mostly didn't love? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
OUT NOW! @thelastmachine.bsky.social joins as we continue our quest to watch everything even tangentially related to Carquake (aka Cannonball), whether it has been novelized or not. Will diminished expectations benefit the sequel to a movie we mostly didn't love? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @rockmarooned.bsky.social actually DEFENDS Halloween Kills. How passionately? How compellingly? Do the rest of us find more to enjoy in the adaptation by frequent contemporary novelizer (and Authorized guest) Tim Waggoner? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
OUT NOW! @rockmarooned.bsky.social actually DEFENDS Halloween Kills. How passionately? How compellingly? Do the rest of us find more to enjoy in the adaptation by frequent contemporary novelizer (and Authorized guest) Tim Waggoner? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! We discuss Death Race (2008). Is it as good as Death Race 2000 (1975)? No! Is it fun to talk about why? Of course! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
OUT NOW! We discuss Death Race (2008). Is it as good as Death Race 2000 (1975)? No! Is it fun to talk about why? Of course! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @mattbors.bsky.social joins to discuss the novelization of The Toxic Avenger (2025). How will one Toxie adapter respond to the work of another?
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OUT NOW! @mattbors.bsky.social joins to discuss the novelization of The Toxic Avenger (2025). How will one Toxie adapter respond to the work of another?
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social joins to discuss K.J. Anderson's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Overbye makes him and Hannah explain nine different monster continuities. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
September 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
OUT NOW! @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social joins to discuss K.J. Anderson's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Overbye makes him and Hannah explain nine different monster continuities. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! Natalie Garret joins to discuss the Tertiary Tome Superman: Welcome to Metropolis, as well as the new movie! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
July 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
OUT NOW! Natalie Garret joins to discuss the Tertiary Tome Superman: Welcome to Metropolis, as well as the new movie! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @davidlsims.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of Russell Mulcahy's The Shadow! Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
July 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
OUT NOW! @davidlsims.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of Russell Mulcahy's The Shadow! Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @bilgeebiri.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of Wyatt Earp! The movie is bleh, the book is bleh, but put 'em together and you have something kind of okay.
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
July 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
OUT NOW! @bilgeebiri.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of Wyatt Earp! The movie is bleh, the book is bleh, but put 'em together and you have something kind of okay.
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @cowspod.com joins to discuss the novelization of Richie Rich! Hannah goes gaga over John Larroquette, and we discuss Richie foe Timmy Time, the time-traveling Timmy. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
June 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
OUT NOW! @cowspod.com joins to discuss the novelization of Richie Rich! Hannah goes gaga over John Larroquette, and we discuss Richie foe Timmy Time, the time-traveling Timmy. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! Gus Spelman returns to discuss Kate Coscarelli's novelization of Phantasm! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
June 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
OUT NOW! Gus Spelman returns to discuss Kate Coscarelli's novelization of Phantasm! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! This Willow re-release has a NEW GAME! Jump to the last 20 minutes to check it out. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
OUT NOW! This Willow re-release has a NEW GAME! Jump to the last 20 minutes to check it out. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! We discuss Mission Impossible 8 because we feel like it.
Then, we pitch crimes to Hannah! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Then, we pitch crimes to Hannah! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OUT NOW! We discuss Mission Impossible 8 because we feel like it.
Then, we pitch crimes to Hannah! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
Then, we pitch crimes to Hannah! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @markstay.bsky.social returns to discuss Season 2 of Andor! And Overbye has some strong thoughts about what the next Star Wars TV show should be. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
May 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
OUT NOW! @markstay.bsky.social returns to discuss Season 2 of Andor! And Overbye has some strong thoughts about what the next Star Wars TV show should be. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
The Game "Would Alan Dean Foster Approve of this Science?" from our episode on his memoir with @patrickhwillems.bsky.social and @thelastmachine.bsky.social ! Can you tell if ADF would be down with this silliness? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Game "Would Alan Dean Foster Approve of this Science?" from our episode on his memoir with @patrickhwillems.bsky.social and @thelastmachine.bsky.social ! Can you tell if ADF would be down with this silliness? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! The world's most famous novelization author wrote a memoir. @thelastmachine.bsky.social and @patrickhwillems.bsky.social join to dissect Alan Dean Foster's treatise on adaptations. Hannah loses her mind. Listen: shorturl.at/j15hf
May 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
OUT NOW! The world's most famous novelization author wrote a memoir. @thelastmachine.bsky.social and @patrickhwillems.bsky.social join to dissect Alan Dean Foster's treatise on adaptations. Hannah loses her mind. Listen: shorturl.at/j15hf
OUT NOW! @billbria.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of MaXXXine. Then we interview the author of the X trilogy, @timwaggoner.bsky.social ! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
May 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
OUT NOW! @billbria.bsky.social returns to discuss the novelization of MaXXXine. Then we interview the author of the X trilogy, @timwaggoner.bsky.social ! Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @jupinwhm.bsky.social returns to discuss R.L. Stine's James Bond Book- Win , Place or Die? Can you discover what's going on with Max Zorin's horses? To get to the bottom of it, you just might have to join the race. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
April 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
OUT NOW! @jupinwhm.bsky.social returns to discuss R.L. Stine's James Bond Book- Win , Place or Die? Can you discover what's going on with Max Zorin's horses? To get to the bottom of it, you just might have to join the race. Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
OUT NOW! @screendrafts.bsky.social 's @claykeller.bsky.social guests alongside @daveschilling.bsky.social to discuss James Bond in Barracuda Run! Can Max Zorin steal the Barracuda Submarine? Or Will James Bond (you) do something about it? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45
April 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OUT NOW! @screendrafts.bsky.social 's @claykeller.bsky.social guests alongside @daveschilling.bsky.social to discuss James Bond in Barracuda Run! Can Max Zorin steal the Barracuda Submarine? Or Will James Bond (you) do something about it? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45