Cait Alvarez
@authorcaitalvarez.bsky.social
Author, Army Veteran, Acupuncturist, and Archaeologist.
She/Her 🔮🍄🦄
Lover of paranormal, fantasy, and dark romance. Monsters of every variety are welcome.
She/Her 🔮🍄🦄
Lover of paranormal, fantasy, and dark romance. Monsters of every variety are welcome.
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I write things! They are dark and romantic and filled with magic.
Just left my senator a voicemail saying his lack of action is dishonorable and despicable. Apparently I cannot atop alliterating in even the most dire of circumstances.
February 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just left my senator a voicemail saying his lack of action is dishonorable and despicable. Apparently I cannot atop alliterating in even the most dire of circumstances.
I want to drink the enhydro crystal water.
I think it’ll fix me.
I think it’ll fix me.
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I want to drink the enhydro crystal water.
I think it’ll fix me.
I think it’ll fix me.
I’m so in love with my imaginary FMC that the fact she hasn’t stolen me away to be the crown jewel of her dragon hoard is viscerally painful. Like, lady, come rescue me from reality and give me shiny presents STAT 🥺
February 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m so in love with my imaginary FMC that the fact she hasn’t stolen me away to be the crown jewel of her dragon hoard is viscerally painful. Like, lady, come rescue me from reality and give me shiny presents STAT 🥺
Please enjoy this unhinged recipe from my grandma’s church cookbook.
February 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Please enjoy this unhinged recipe from my grandma’s church cookbook.
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Pro tip: if you say ‘I am inevitable’ while bratting your partner it makes whatever annoying thing you’re doing 1000 times more powerful 😌
February 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pro tip: if you say ‘I am inevitable’ while bratting your partner it makes whatever annoying thing you’re doing 1000 times more powerful 😌
My husband (a gen x rebel) has informed me that writing spicy romance novels is now punk. Is this what being a cool kid feels like?
February 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My husband (a gen x rebel) has informed me that writing spicy romance novels is now punk. Is this what being a cool kid feels like?
I was chatting with my momma today and she reminded me that I used to dream of writing a book that was sold in grocery stores.
Guys, it’s think that’s my new delulu goal. Not a big box one that sells everything. A grocery store that keeps books and mags by the toiletries.
Guys, it’s think that’s my new delulu goal. Not a big box one that sells everything. A grocery store that keeps books and mags by the toiletries.
February 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I was chatting with my momma today and she reminded me that I used to dream of writing a book that was sold in grocery stores.
Guys, it’s think that’s my new delulu goal. Not a big box one that sells everything. A grocery store that keeps books and mags by the toiletries.
Guys, it’s think that’s my new delulu goal. Not a big box one that sells everything. A grocery store that keeps books and mags by the toiletries.
I don’t care what the market trends are I’m festooning every single one of my covers with pretty flowers and lots of sparkles. This is gonna be the cutest dark romance you ever picked up 😤
February 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t care what the market trends are I’m festooning every single one of my covers with pretty flowers and lots of sparkles. This is gonna be the cutest dark romance you ever picked up 😤
Instead of cooking a turtle you should buy my book.
January 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Instead of cooking a turtle you should buy my book.
Everything is very tiring but I rebloomed all my orchids for the first time ever. I’ve been growing orchids for 15 years and this has never, ever happened and now I have FIVE.
January 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Everything is very tiring but I rebloomed all my orchids for the first time ever. I’ve been growing orchids for 15 years and this has never, ever happened and now I have FIVE.
It’s my moon time and in a fun, new twist, the nest within me has demanded Old Bay flavored sunflower seeds?! Ma’am? What are we doing?
January 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s my moon time and in a fun, new twist, the nest within me has demanded Old Bay flavored sunflower seeds?! Ma’am? What are we doing?
"Are the spice scenes in your books based on your real life?"
Yes, I got a cursed copy of Mythology by Edith Hamilton and now dieties pop up left and right demanding my 💋service💋
Yes, I got a cursed copy of Mythology by Edith Hamilton and now dieties pop up left and right demanding my 💋service💋
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Are the spice scenes in your books based on your real life?"
Yes, I got a cursed copy of Mythology by Edith Hamilton and now dieties pop up left and right demanding my 💋service💋
Yes, I got a cursed copy of Mythology by Edith Hamilton and now dieties pop up left and right demanding my 💋service💋
“You look so pretty speared on my shield-brother like that.”
RAW. Next question 🫠
RAW. Next question 🫠
January 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“You look so pretty speared on my shield-brother like that.”
RAW. Next question 🫠
RAW. Next question 🫠
For all my friends still inside:
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
For all my friends still inside:
I like it when they beg 😈
January 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like it when they beg 😈
Look at my orchid 😍
January 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Look at my orchid 😍
I’m just a girl, with a med board in three days, looking at her notecards and sobbing. This is cutesy right? Right?!
January 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m just a girl, with a med board in three days, looking at her notecards and sobbing. This is cutesy right? Right?!
I did not have my thesis on how the use of classical symbolism was irrevocably changed following WWII becoming relevant again on my bingo card but wow this is… neat.
January 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I did not have my thesis on how the use of classical symbolism was irrevocably changed following WWII becoming relevant again on my bingo card but wow this is… neat.
I’m dipping a cake donut in my third coffee of the day and I am basically this:
January 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m dipping a cake donut in my third coffee of the day and I am basically this: