Brian Wasson
@authorbrianwasson.bsky.social
Sophomore Novel TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL (April ‘25, HarperCollins), SEVEN MINUTES IN CANDYLAND (2023). Dad. Husband. Tall guy
Non-zero chance they thought of the name first, then retrofitted the rationale so they could use it
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Non-zero chance they thought of the name first, then retrofitted the rationale so they could use it
"You mean Trump and Epstein?"
"The other Florida Republican sex scandal."
"Oh yeah, the Moms for Liberty lady and Fla. GOP chair..."
"The *other* Florida Rep. sex scandal."
"The Cory Mills domestic...."
"The oth..."
"The other Florida Republican sex scandal."
"Oh yeah, the Moms for Liberty lady and Fla. GOP chair..."
"The *other* Florida Rep. sex scandal."
"The Cory Mills domestic...."
"The oth..."
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You mean Trump and Epstein?"
"The other Florida Republican sex scandal."
"Oh yeah, the Moms for Liberty lady and Fla. GOP chair..."
"The *other* Florida Rep. sex scandal."
"The Cory Mills domestic...."
"The oth..."
"The other Florida Republican sex scandal."
"Oh yeah, the Moms for Liberty lady and Fla. GOP chair..."
"The *other* Florida Rep. sex scandal."
"The Cory Mills domestic...."
"The oth..."
tl;dr "Nice going on that A in double digit addition, you little prick."
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
tl;dr "Nice going on that A in double digit addition, you little prick."
To be fair, most of them are in their napalm era
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
To be fair, most of them are in their napalm era
3rd amendment stans right now
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
3rd amendment stans right now
“Privilege hires”
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Privilege hires”
R(a)e(a)gan ftw!!!
May 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
R(a)e(a)gan ftw!!!
Thanks for the shout out!!
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thanks for the shout out!!
and they said it couldn't be done
April 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
and they said it couldn't be done
Great list! Thank you find adding TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL!!!
March 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Great list! Thank you find adding TWO TRUTHS AND A LIONEL!!!
Jennie Garth everyone's favorite childhood crush obvi
March 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Jennie Garth everyone's favorite childhood crush obvi
Congratulations!!
March 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Congratulations!!
All his books are wonderful!!
February 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
All his books are wonderful!!
it was ... sarcasm?
February 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it was ... sarcasm?
have some empathy. the kid can't choose his father Josh
February 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
have some empathy. the kid can't choose his father Josh
Screech, I'm sorry to say
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Screech, I'm sorry to say