Do you eat all the nuts out of trail mix before eating the m&ms or are you normal?

One day we all just woke up and decided the pros of coffee outweighed the awful taste, and now we are immune to its bitterness

Conversations with your best friend be like

When the A&W coupons offer cheaper prices than the McDonalds ones, that’s when you know McDonalds has finally gone too far

Mama didn’t raise no quitter. But she did raise a girl who’s too afraid to tell the barista they got her order wrong 🥴

Nothing pains me more than lighting a beautiful smelling candle only for it to not smell at all when it burns

Me: decides to have a nice relaxing day with no stress.
My dog: decides to jump over the back of the couch onto the table full of plants because the mail man walked by the front window.
🙄